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2011-2012 San Jose Sharks Season Preview: Martin Havlat, Logan Couture, Ryane Clowe

Ryane Clowe and Logan Couture led the team through a rocky first half last season; now, they will play with speedy winger Martin Havlat who will add a dynamic presence to their already sterling 5v5 play.

With the 2011-2012 season set to begin on October 8th, Fear The Fin will be partying with Miss Cleo and previewing the Sharks roster in the weeks leading up to opening night. Today we continue with what is expected to be the Sharks second line: Martin Havlat, Logan Couture, and Ryane Clowe.

Every installment in the series can be found here. Enjoy.

Martin Havlat

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Expected Role: 5v5 production, power play and penalty kill, immense speed threat

Acquired from the Minnesota Wild on July 3, 2011 in exchange for winger Dany Heatley, Martin Havlat will be one of the most interesting Sharks players to watch for next season. As we covered in our analysis of the trade, Havlat's ability to score at even strength is a definite plus to his game, but his historical injury issues have also been a concern. Havlat skated with an orange jersey during the beginning of training camp while he recuperated from shoulder surgery this offseason, an issue that has plagued him throughout his career, but has recently been cleared for controlled contact and should be ready to go sometime in October (at this point it's looking probable he'll play opening night). Although Havlat's injury concerns could be an issue going forward for San Jose he has stayed healthy over the last three seasons, playing in 232 out of a possible 246 games.

At his best Havlat is a quick winger with astounding speed, a great shot, and good two-way instincts. Although he didn't see much penalty kill time with Minnesota, the Sharks are expecting Havlat to help chip in on the shorthanded unit throughout the year and help out a PK unit that was ranked 23rd last year in terms of efficiency. His ability to push the play in the right direction is a great asset to his game, something that shows up in his CORSI totals over the last three seasons-- Havlat finished 2nd, 5th, and 2nd respectively in stints with the Blackhawks and Wild. He was also one of the most effective 5v5 players on those teams in terms of goals per 60 minutes.

With even strength play a good predictor of future success and an attention to defense a big priority for San Jose this season, expect Havlat to fit in well with the Sharks system. Although the two separate deals that sent Setoguchi, Coyle, and Heatley to Minnesota in exchange for Burns and Havlat were related due to Heatley's NTC window, Havlat's season will likely be judged against Heatley's performance in Minnesota. Although we don't expect Havlat to put up the big powerplay and goal scoring numbers that Heatley has throughout his career, a 30 goal year from Havlat is the expectation provided he can stay healthy. Coupled with his ability to stretch defenses with his speed, and knack for putting pucks in the net at even strength, Havlat could be one of the true success stories next season with the team. It's hard not to wonder if the injury bug is going to strike Havlat once again, but it's also hard not to get excited about adding a dynamic player who flourishes at even strength alongside 5v5 dynamos Couture and Clowe.

As with any new player on the roster, it's going to be a game of wait and see.

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Logan Couture

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Expected Role: Two-way center with upside, burgeoning leader


A great many things have been said about Logan Couture on this blog, but perhaps no fact or comment is more telling than this: Logan Couture was the most important San Jose Shark last season.

Antti Niemi might argue Couture for that distinction, but best skater? Couture wins that argument hands down. Coach Todd McLellan and general manger Doug Wilson have heaped praise upon praise on Couture, all of it deserved. Couture not only helped his team when they needed it most, but he did it while earning a good amount of votes for the Calder Trophy.

Although we are hesitant to just expect more of the same next year from Couture (even the best rookies can go through a sophomore slump), he showed too much talent last year for us to expect any slip in production. Considering that Couture will get to play on the second line with Clowe and Havlat, as well as get some heavy time on the power play, an increase in production is more likely.

Couture will still be leaned on to excel defensively as well, and his coaches will lean on him for a heavy share of the shorthanded load. All in all, he should continue to establish himself as one of the best young forwards in the league.

Ryane Clowe

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Expected Role: Power forward with more grit than a Southern cafe, backhand shootout moves aplenty

Ryane Clowe is an interesting case-- after struggling through the first half of the 2009-2010 season, Clowe put on the jets in the second half and never looked back, carrying his strong play down the stretch into last season. Finding himself on the second line with then-rookie Logan Couture, Clowe helped to lead the Sharks through a rocky first half and cemented himself as one the primary leaders on the team, both in the locker room and on the ice.

With three straight years of career high point totals (posting 52, 57, and 62 points respectively), Clowe's game has continued to get better and better as the years have gone by. At the age of 29 he's likely reaching his limit in terms of projected career growth, but alongside Couture and Martin Havlat, should be good for another 60 points or so this upcoming season. Tack that on with his ability to drop the gloves in defense of his teammates at the right time, his presence along the sideboards in the offensive zone, and overall strength as a power forward who can drive hard to the net and throw his weight around on the forecheck, Clowe's game is one that should compliment the speed of Havlat and two-way play of Couture. Furthermore, his CORSI numbers were off the chart last season, proving that even with mediocre skating ability and average defensive acumen, Clowe is able to push the play in the right direction and wear down opposing teams in the offensive zone.

The biggest question for Clowe heading into the 2011-2012 season will be if he can continue to maintain the scoring consistency he displayed with Couture in 10-11. In some ways Clowe is similar to Marleau in that his scoring output can fluctuate widely-- some games he'll be a huge factor, and others he will barely show up on the radar. This wasn't an issue so much last season as it has been throughout his career, but bears repeating for a player who is going to be counted on to help the team shine offensively.

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COUTURE WAS ROBBED

Is something I can’t say definitively because I did not watch enough of Jeff Skinner last season.

In any case, I’m really looking forward to this line. I’d argue that this could be a top line for a number of teams in the league. Also, I hope Clowe continues his undefeated fighting streak while continuing to post a career high in points and protecting Couture. He is, IMO, one of the most overlooked players in the league. Probably because nobody knows how to spell his first name correctly.

And Couture is awesome, even if he does tweet rap lyrics too much.

And I hope Havlat clicks with them, because I could see this line being AWESOME, with Havlat bringing the missing speed element.

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

First of all

What is up with the Subject… (Optional) stuff suddenly showing up?

Second, yeah, it was a win-win situation. But if you read past the subject line, you’ll see it was more of a joke than anything ;)

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

right?

I’m like, I know it’s optional! I don’t need to be reminded.

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I hear

most “experts” believe that Couture was the better all-around player, but offensive stats are what matter the most and Couture didn’t lead in either goals or points. And the fact that Skinner was only 18 and had never played an NHL game before last season did play a role no matter what anyone says. Maybe it shouldn’t have, but even I will admit that an 18 year old doing that is more impressive than a 21 year old with 25 games regular season experience and 15 games playoff experience.

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't understand why you believe Havlat is a two-way player

The last time he was a penalty-killer was on a terrible Blackhawks squad in 2006-2007. He has the speed to backcheck, sure, but he’s a lost lamb in his own zone.

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by JSLandry on Sep 27, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This coaching staff had Dany Heatley play over a minute of PK time per game last season. If Heatley could do it, Havlat could do it.

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but isn’t he wondering why we believe Havlat is a 2 way player…? That hasn’t been addressed. True, Heatley wasn’t exactly the best in his own zone but is Havlat an upgrade? I’m not bagging MH, I’m looking forward to seeing how he gels with the team but I still can’t see the true upside to Havlat over Heatley except cap space.

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by winthecupsj on Sep 27, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

look on the bright side...

At least Havlat knows how to skate and doesn’t have the turning radius of a small semi truck.

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Sep 27, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He brings a better beard to the line-up.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Heater’s little wispy chin hair. It made me laugh.

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little beard told me that Heatley doesn’t perform that well in the playoffs.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heatley in playoffs:

In Ottawa, he played 34 playoff games and scored 35 points. In the two years with San Jose, he was injured both seasons and scored 22 points in 32 games.

Again, not saying that I’m not interested in what Havlat can bring but saying Heatley doesn’t perform well in the playoffs wasn’t always the case.

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by winthecupsj on Sep 28, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heatley, a “pure goal scorer” scored 5 goals in 32 playoff games with us. That’s terrible. That’s like having a 12 goal regular season after playing a full 82 games.

Of course he’s going to rack up some points when he’s playing on one of our top lines as well as the top PP unit every time they hit the ice.

Heatley’s poor defensive coverage also led to two game winning goals for Chicago in the WCFs.

Whatever the reason, Heatley did not perform well in the playoffs for us and I think we’ll be fine without him.

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve completely missed the punt!

by meetyourmako on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you look at Havlat’s relative CORSI numbers that should help bear out his two-way play. As mentioned above, he was 2nd on the Hawks in 08-09 and 5th/2nd respectively with the Wild. He barely killed penalties in Minnesota but did in Chicago and with Ottawa. A big reason he got shut out from killing penalties is because of injury trouble— PK minutes are hard, physical minutes, and if you have a wonky shoulder, you want to keep those board battles down to a minimum if that’s not what your primary role is (for Havlat, it would be producing points).

No one is saying Havlat is going to be a Selke candidate here, but he’s going to be fine in the defensive zone.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a bit concerned about the longer term and the NTC

But that only becomes a factor if he gets injured again.

Cap Space IS nice.

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 28, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually curious about the NTC...

Capgeek doesn’t list it anymore on either his page or the Sharks overview.

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by Auth0r on Sep 28, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capgeek took a reallllly long time to get Heatley’s NTC up, for whatever reason, when players with NTC/NMC are traded, capgeek doesn’t move the clause with them. I’m pretty sure Havlat still has his though as they’re very, very rarely cancelled.

by milanahalek on Sep 28, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know Capgeek can be slow about it.

But I actually thought I saw it there previously (but after he was with the Sharks) and that’s why I’m curious.

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by Auth0r on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well when Havlat gets injured he’ll be out on the LTIR and his cap hit will come off the books as long as he’s injured.

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically

his cap won’t go off the books, we’ll just be able to spend over the cap the same amount as his contract while he’s on LTIR.

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait that doesn’t via text, but you know what i mean.

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's great

Where do we come up with replacement top 6 talent?

I know injuries are random and they happen, but there’s a whole question of likelihood with Havlat that worries me.

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see why everyone is freaking out about Havlats injuries so much; he’s been healthy the last few seasons so why would that change now? Injuries are always a concern but there’s no reason to freak out right now.

I’m probably more worried about Burns and his history of concussions.

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s reason for concern – he’s had several different shoulder injuries and has missed time because of it at least 5 different times. This is his 2nd surgery…I’m not sure if it’s for the same shoulder or not though as he’s missed time for both.

by milanahalek on Sep 28, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is actually his 4th shoulder surgery, but all the others were back when he was with Chicago or earlier. After his last surgery though, he played 3 full seasons without any serious injuries and it looks like they’re really playing it safe with his recovery this season so when he does end up playing he should be fully healthy.

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went through his history and only found 2 – 4 makes it that much worse…his shoulders are made of glass!!!

I’m not saying he’s going to get hurt but there is definitely reason for fans to be concerned.

As for Burns, if you talk to Wild fans, he’s only had 1 conscussion. They say the 2nd was a mis-diagnosed sinus infection. I have no idea whether or not that’s true but most of them are pretty convinced that was the case.

by milanahalek on Sep 28, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

His sinuses must have been fucked up.

by meetyourmako on Sep 28, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the first 3 surgeries were all kind of related i think, and they were all a very long time ago. Whatever problem he had with his shoulder back then was fixed after his 3rd surgery when he was still with Chicago. After that 3rd surgery he had 3 years without any shoulder problems until this summer in the World Championships.

I remember reading that this surgery was a pretty minor one though, so i’m hoping that he’ll be 100% if we just make sure that he’s fully recovered before playing again, but you never know.

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some

worries about Burns, Vandameer as a back up, the usual bottom 6 questions and even Demers when he’s in his own end. But I’ve got no worries about Havlat besides the team just making sure that he’s 100% before letting him play. I’m almost positive he’s gonna do better then Heatley ever did on the team. Besides getting a hat trick on his first game and maybe overall goals for the time that he was here.

by raphelo on Sep 28, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he isn’t a two way player yet, he has all the tools to be one, and our coaching staff will turn him into one.

Hell Dany Heatley looked like a two way player for us in last years playoffs imo. Stylistically Heatley was like the farthest thing from a two way player you could find up until this year. If we can turn Heatley into a two way player we can turn Havlat into one easy.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully Mike Potenza can keep him in good shape so we don’t worry about strained hamstrings and shit.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

By “tools” i of course mean his speed, but Halvat also seems to be good at stealing the puck from opposing players which is usually a sign of a good two way player, or at least a player with the potential to be a good two way player.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago fans still view him as a man with good instincts in all three zones

I’m guessing this was not the case in Minnesota?

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by ElvisVF101 on Sep 27, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forehand, BACKHAND, ROOF IT!!!!

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by JakeBot on Sep 27, 2011 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Would make more sense

To put Thornton with Clowe and Havlat, 9 19 29. Actually that doesn’t sound half bad… Marleau Couture Pavelski. If Clowe and Couture can’t find the chemistry they had, this would be option #2.

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by CheechYou on Sep 27, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty radical

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can juggle around the top six and pretty much every lineup comes out looking awesome. It’s really a lot of fun to do.

The bottom six? Not so much.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wingels Murray Winchester

doesn’t sound like a great line combo? (i kid, i kid)

BLEED TEAL

by FinAdic on Sep 28, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

haha, I meant to “rec” this and I accidentally “flagged” it instead, sorry

by JenLovesHockey on Sep 27, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

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by sharkzfan on Sep 27, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, i’ll rec it for you.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao his comment has 4 flags now. LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED JEN!

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

Ian White is not a member of the Sharks’ organization!

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by PNK on Sep 27, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Herp derp.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

While it could definitely happen, I'm not ultra-worried about Couture having a sophomore slump.

I think, in a lot of cases, sophomore slumps occur because there’s an increase of scouting and defensive focus on said player. The benefit Couture has in this case is that the Sharks are deep enough to ensure that he can’t be keyed on. If the top defensive line runs out there against Cloweture, then Hellacopter 2.0 is gonna get a chance to eat lesser lines alive. Even on his own line, if the defenses get too focused on Logan, then Clowe and Havlat are gonna be free to wreak havoc.

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by Auth0r on Sep 27, 2011 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah i’m not worried either. It’s not like teams weren’t aware of him last year anyways. You could probably argue that last year was his sophomore year since he played 40 games in 2009-2010 counting both regular season and playoff games.

I really think he’s going to improve upon his numbers last year, and can’t wait to see it.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Towards the middle of the season the Hawks matched Keith-Seabrook up against Couture-Clowe. I agree— opposing teams already have begun to “gameplan” for him, and if they tighten the screws even more, they’re just going to get torched by the top line.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Havlat

I don’t know that it’s realistic to ‘expect’ 30 goals from him, he’s only hit that mark once in 03/04 and came close a couple of years ago with 29. Not that he can’t or won’t get there again, but I’d be pretty happy with a 25 goal season from him.

I also don’t think he’ll be used as much as Heatley was on the PK. As someone above said, he hasn’t killed penalties in a few years…he’ll likely get the last 15/20 seconds on a PK, sort of how they Sharks used to use Thornton.

I do, however, expect him to contribute quite a bit at even strength, which I think was one of the biggest problems for last year’s team. I think that’s the one place where he should be an upgrade over Heatley.

by milanahalek on Sep 27, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It is funny that people continue to act like putting any given player on Thornton’s line will give said player a 150% increase in goals.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

two words

Jonathan Cheechoo

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Sep 27, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTW

Ferriero – Thornton – Wingels

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

On a line all alone...?

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Goal, Sheppard. I like goal.”

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The previous NHL season, Cheechoo had 28 goals on the third line. He had exactly twice that (56 goals) playing with Thornton. That is a 100% increase, not a 150% increase.

Also, as Sharks fans we should know better than anyone that the reason for Cheechoo’s sudden drop in goals is not solely because he stopped playing with Thornton, but because of double sports hernias that sapped away what little speed he had, making it near impossible for him to get to the areas where he scored.

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't being completely serious

but way to be nit-picky with the percentages hahaha.

As for his decline, I’m not nor was I ever arguing that…or really anything actually

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Sep 27, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it acting if it’s true?

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jody Shelley had more points than PIM in his first few games with the Sharks.

Ron Wilson had him on Jumbo’s line.

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by jwizzle241 on Sep 28, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Wilson was an idiot.

Good fit for his new team.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Havlat is a real good playmaker so it’s not just about goals for him anyways. He’s consistently averaged about 60 points per season and he’ll be playing with much more talented players this year than he has in years past so i wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him get 70+ points.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minor Nit(knit?)pick

Your introductory paragraph indicating that you will be previewing each of the Sharks lines indicates that the Havlat/Couture/Clowe line will the Sharks “top” line…I don’t believe that’s true…

by Eretan on Sep 27, 2011 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

looks like the FTF staff got caught copy &pasting on that one haha

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Sep 27, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The correct term is “Nittypick.”

Fixed, thanks!

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Nittynibble?

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by Noctro on Sep 27, 2011 11:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It was a freudian slip.

It will end up being the Sharks most productive line.

by Briceratops on Sep 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean "nope"?

They already sold the parade rights! And I was sure I saw a bunch of confetti at the handshake in Vancouver…

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I love Commercial Kings!

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by pooponastick on Sep 27, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Context for those unaware. And more awesomeness for those who enjoy these kinds of things.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one of the most amazing ads I’ve ever seen… life changing.

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ad is real? I spend a LOT of time in Ojai…how have I never seen it?

by milanahalek on Sep 27, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda reminds me of

Don’s Guns

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bust!

Can’t believe that wasn’t said yet.

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by Kazoonole on Sep 27, 2011 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know where I can get a feed for the Islanders game today?

Nabby’s playing.

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by sharkzfan on Sep 27, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

jk, i found one.

OMG NABBY BACK IN THE NHL :D :D :D

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by sharkzfan on Sep 27, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.sportlemon.tv/v-2/10/102/v-310323.html

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by sharkzfan on Sep 27, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, thanks.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha i miss Nabby. You know how when Nabby had the puck behind the net, he would often hold onto the puck until right before a defender beared down on him? He’s doing a lot of that in this game lol. I bet Islanders fans are freakin out more than these announcers are.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not gonna lie

he hasn’t been scored on yet, but he has looked pretty awful so far haha. i guess thats expected when you take that much time off

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by tealstherealdeal92 on Sep 27, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, he’s gonna be rusty for a while.

by milanahalek on Sep 27, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s looked pretty solid so far, although i just started watching. He made a good read on a cross ice pass a bit ago, although they didn’t end up getting a shot off.

by Khaaz on Sep 27, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked more comfortable as the period went on. I don’t think it’ll take too long for him to get back into ‘good Nabby’ form.

I wonder what the Isles are gonna do with him.

by milanahalek on Sep 27, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

After seeing this video, I'll never see Ryane Clowe the same again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAf_q9vSpm8

My friends in Newfoundland tell me this is completely accurate of Newfoundland outside of St. John’s.

NSFW. Swearing. A lot of it. But again. Accurate.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrifying

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by Evilducks on Sep 27, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misspelled AWESOME.

Eh b’y. Turkin’ then some Blue Star?

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is why the internet was created....genius.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Sep 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like me mudder always said, the best cure for a hangover is more beer!

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question
Although the two separate deals that sent Setoguchi, Coyle, and Heatley to Minnesota in exchange for Burns and Havlat were related due to Heatley’s NTC window…

What exactly does this mean? Sorry, I’m not very versed in hockey rules and didn’t pay close enough attention this summer.

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by marcello on Sep 27, 2011 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

All good, I should have provided a link. Here ya go:

For example, our deals with Minnesota. People say “why did we do so many?” Well, it makes sense. They are a growing team, they’re trying to replenish and build, we’re trying to win today. In many ways, several of the deals were related anyhow and it just so happened how they came out in the timing.

>> Interview with Doug Wilson

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, they had a deal agreed upon but had to wait for a window in Heatley's contract to open?

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by marcello on Sep 27, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe there's any concrete answer.

But it’s a possible factor. And DW openly acknowledged that Minnesota had done their homework on the team and its needs, meaning it’s likely they knew about the window when some other teams might not have and that gave them an “in” toward making a trade happen at a good price to both teams.

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by Auth0r on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

shit guys I was really looking forward to coyle.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRENT BURNS!

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by idunno723 on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Man. That made me smile!

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next Lemeiux.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

PICKLESNAKE!

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

What? XD

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Picklesnake?

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vlasic. :D

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to think this gal gets into her sport.

derp.

by theneverman on Sep 28, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

what sport is that? high jump?

by meetyourmako on Sep 28, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Extreme Hollering

derp.

by theneverman on Sep 28, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

but yeah it’s high jump, her name is Blanka Vlasic.

That’s got me thinking, as awesome as Burnzie is, can you imagine if Vlasic was paired with Blanka?

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Those maniacal photos got me wondering “who is this shouty woman and how can I get her to hog call at my next family reunion?”. I googleized “shouting croation athlete” and she came right up.

derp.

by theneverman on Sep 29, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

^ This.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 29, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Coyle and the 1st round pick were the rebuilding parts of the deal.

by Khaaz on Sep 29, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since DW said the deals were related.

by Khaaz on Sep 29, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

First FtF post.

Over here from McCovey Chronicles and Ryane Clowe is in the booth. Dude is cut! I am getting psyched for hockey!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 27, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG! You look like Buster Posey!

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by Bockerz on Sep 27, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

People always tell me that!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 27, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bockerz Posey.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope to learn more about hockey by hanging here.

I haven’t followed it during the regular season since the days of Derek Sanderson. Yes, I’m that old.

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 27, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel free to ask questions, we have people more than willing to tell you, in depth, to the extreme, just about anything to do with hockey… and 8 more people that will disagree and give you their own dissertations.

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by Evilducks on Sep 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the McCoven.

Thanks!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 27, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Just without the GoT talk or Arrested Development references. Also, Pokemon actually means Pokemon.

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

Tortured of the McCoven sounds pretty spooky.

by meetyourmako on Sep 27, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully support more Arrested Development references.

I say we officially start in 47 hours….48 hours….2 days.

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by Mr. Plank on Sep 27, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I say “BRENT BURNS!” it sounds like “Steve Holt!” in my head.

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by idunno723 on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, fine, there are Arrested Development references, but not Parks and Recreation or Community references. And still no Game of Thrones talk.

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

(look at my sig!!!!)

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Sep 27, 2011 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

Still no Community or Game of Thrones stuff… And there better not be! /shakes fist

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fact that you call it “pop pop” tells me your not ready buddy

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Sep 27, 2011 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And for good measure because this makes me laugh

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Sep 27, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was called Game of Thorns for the longest time.

Anyway, I want to see some Todd and the Book of Pure Evil .gif’s. That show is fucking awesome. I think the States started airing it a few months ago, on Fear or something. Best comedy show on television.

Except maybe Clone High.

We also need Clone High .gif’s.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know there's someone here on FTF

that loves Frisky Dingo and I can’t remember who it is, but I remember it was awesome when I finally had another person to make references to.

LET’S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS…!

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also a good show.

But I’m serious about those Todd and Clone High .gif’s.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well then put down the bamboo...

WHAT FUCKING BAMBOO!?

Game's over losers, I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

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by CloweMyWord! on Sep 28, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta put a big pile of it down, and then the mommy panda comes out and she’s all, “gotta find some bamboo for my babies,” and you’re like POW! Peel her one!

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Ronnie, isn't that your rape wig?

Yeah is one of them.

Game's over losers, I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

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by CloweMyWord! on Sep 28, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder he likes cock

-ney accents.

Baaaa, bah bum-bum, ba-bah ba-ba-ba-bah!

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

quote

look, a baby dragon, oh jeepers, two more!

derp.

by theneverman on Sep 28, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game of Thrones was pretty good

I think that prince may have gotten to Ned’s head though.

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by Bockerz on Sep 28, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I talk about Ron Swanson weekly, if not daily.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Sep 28, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit I thought I escaped them. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by mymclife on Sep 27, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, its changed? What I remember from McC is an endless discussion of why Rush is the greatest band ever.

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by jwizzle241 on Sep 28, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

G'wan b'y!

Lookuh you, sure!

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 27, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/waves

extrabaggs
"Just your typical Giants scoring rally: A faceburger on the basepaths, two errors from the second baseman and a bases-loaded balk."

by Badly Browned on Sep 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeh BB!

Just play a Brandon or two, come on!

by Tortured on Sep 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ll come along for the ride, too.

"Forget it, Jake. It's academic."

by El Person on Sep 27, 2011 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFA7FyCPtRc

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 4:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You take Ryane Clowe, Logan Couture, and Martin Havlat...

add some water, a little salt, and baby, you got a stew goin!

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Sep 28, 2011 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

BEST STEW EVER, B'Y.

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means

but it sounds disgusting!

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hahaha, don’t forget the potato though!

by Khaaz on Sep 28, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Simmy

Slappy, swimmy, swommy, SWANSON!!!?" “Ceck the briefcase”….“SAMSONITE….I was way off…” -D&D’er

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by will_hunter23 on Sep 28, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Slappy. :D

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by Evil Stanchion on Sep 28, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slappy?

Game's over losers, I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

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by CloweMyWord! on Sep 28, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did people buy similar dummies so they could take slappy photos?

by meetyourmako on Sep 28, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

They try

but they can’t seem to get the hair right.

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by Soloact on Sep 28, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs a wig

When I was a kid we had this god-awful dracula wig that would have been perfect.

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

For the thousandth time, if somebody can find the one Randy’s has I’d love to buy it, I haven’t been able to find it.
Plank? Matt? Soloact since you always bring it up? Anybody…?

Game's over losers, I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

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by CloweMyWord! on Sep 28, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I come home to my Mom's for Thanksgiving

I’ll look and see if we still have that wig with all our old halloween stuff.

It’s probably not as perfect as I remember, but it might do. I’d be perfectly happy to send it to you if it meant Slappy looked like he should. It might need a bit o’ finessing, but who knows?

Might want to check out eBay in the mean time.

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"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pretty similar to what we had, except ours didn’t have that grey bit down the middle.

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by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind that his head is very small, beyond “youth” sizes. His jersey is for an 8 month old I believe, and it’s still roomy (shoutout to ZombieSkittles and her son!). The ebay search for “8 month old wigs” is not especially fruitful, and searching for doll wigs yields mixed results at best. Plus I can only look at pictures of dolls for so long before they creep me out, which for whatever reason Slappy is thankfully unable to do.

I bought a normal sized beard for the playoffs and tried to tailor it to him with spotty results, so I’m reluctant to do so again with a wig. If the actual one the Sharks use is available I’d love to get it, otherwise I’m frankly pretty content to let him stick with his natural ‘doo (which you can see under the Sharks’ Slappy’s wig as well) and his myriad of Sharks gear.

Game's over losers, I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan

by CloweMyWord! on Sep 28, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

this one?

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by Soloact on Sep 28, 2011 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks perfect.

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 29, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Missed the bidding window

But contacted the seller directly. For 10 bucks I’m willing to give it a shot.

Game's over losers, I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

Are you a shark, or a sheep? Sharks are winners and they don't look back, cuz they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.

"If you're not hurt right now, if you're not banged, bruised, you're not sore, you're not tired, I guess the question would be: Why?" - Todd McLellan

by CloweMyWord! on Sep 29, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hope you get it, you'd have the coolest Slappy

The small print says that is a stock photo, and may not be the actual color of the wig.
I’d think that dye or colored hair gel should do the trick if the color is wrong.

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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
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by Soloact on Sep 29, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

CMW! won that at the last FTF Night at the Tank.

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by Nael M. on Sep 28, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slappy’s looking molesty. [shudder]

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by ievans on Sep 28, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread

isn’t turning into the party hangout I’d hoped…

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
If we all cared as much as Kent Huskins the world would be a better place.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn

by PNK on Sep 28, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait...

To see who we acquire with that additional cap space from trading Heatley, because I still don’t believe in trading Heatley after a down year for a player who is still recovering from offseason surgery and is not as skilled. Until then, I won’t judge this trade or Havlat. Comparing Havlat to Heatley this year might end up making a lot of us mad.

Can we get the season started yet?!?

by Ronnibily on Sep 29, 2011 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

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