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Gameday Thread: Flames @ Sharks

Calgary Flames at San Jose Sharks, Jan 17, 2012 7:30 PM PST





Flames take on the Sharks tonight in a big rebound game for San Jose. Here's today's headlines:

  • Tons from Working the Corners today:
    • Some crazy swirling rumors today were intensified when Clowe didn't skate at practice, but that's because his face is still broken.
    • Andrew Desjardins skated today but hasn't taken baseline concussion tests yet and won't dress tonight.
    • Alex Stalock has been cleared to play after spending a year on a haunted space cruiser defeating ghost aliens to save mankind.
    • Jamie McGinn will be bringing his cat-like reflexes to line one tonight, if the pregame skate lines stick.
    • No trade is imminent with the Sharks just yet.
  • Despite the fact that nothing is imminent on the trade horizon, Elliotte Friedman of Hockey Night in Canada says that the Sharks are one of a handful of teams that are expecied to make a move soon. 30 Thoughts
  • Martin Havlat sighting! But, he's on crutches. Brodie Brazil

Enjoy the game, all.

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•Despite the fact that nothing is imminent on the trade horizon, Elliotte Friedman of Hockey Night in Canada says that the Sharks are one of a handful of teams that are expecied to make a move soon

What does he mean soon? Soon can be anything.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

Trade

Here’s the actual quote from Friedman:

Among teams considered ready to make a move are Toronto and San Jose, with Chicago hovering. Brian Burke is one of the game’s most aggressive GMs, and Doug Wilson appears ready to add depth as Martin Havlat moves closer to a return. The Blackhawks have the cap space to do something if they wish, a luxury that hasn’t always existed as of late

The ENTIRE hockey world knows the Sharks have an extra goalie that they’d like to move and that they need forward depth – it’s really not “inside info” or anything.

by milanahalek on Jan 17, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes it feels like these people want to be trolls. "lol ryane clowe trade guyz omg like wow"

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just found out Snooki is getting her own TV series.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

why do you even care about this pop culture crap?

people ranting about how much twilight, bieber, or jersey shore sucks don’t realize that participation is voluntary.

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want my childrens' generation seeing those things as defining my generation.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh gpd I hope so.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

A certain amount of it is voluntary...

…yet much of it is rammed down our throats. Also, as much as I find the concept of buff teen vampires standing in direct sunlight completely idiotic, my wife does not. Therefore my complete lack of participation is risky at best.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just like
A certain amount of it is voluntary…
…yet much of it is rammed down our throats.

the NHL and Crosby

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

^ #1 reason why I don't see anything wrong with his retirement.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I second that

he is a great player, but you don’t see the NHL showcasing anyone else within 3 levels that they do Crosby.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So you would rather he retire so you never have to hear about the game’s best player?

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Plus I’ve had a dislike for Pittsburgh ever since they changed their logo form the cool 90’s once to the dumb cartoon penguin.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I can find highlights on my own, and track any top 10 point scorer on my own.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the NHL’s “obsession” with Sidney Crosby is greatly exaggerated because everybody is practically complaining about it all the time.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

We don't complain about Sidney Crosby anymore than Sidney Crosby complains to the refs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And Sidney Crosby doesn't complain to the refs anymore than Joe Thornton does

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for sharing?

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yw

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It's kind of like when a dog brings you a dead bird, I reckon.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Snooki is relevant to the conversation...

Wait, this isn’t “Fear the Tan”? Oh, never mind then.

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and: LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

GO SHARKS

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Woo!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wii

I mean, Woo!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

GO! SHARKS! GO!

RAH! RAH! RAH!

We want lots of Sharkz gpals! Foghorns all night long!

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha yeah

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

Like manga, sci fi, webcomics, and Metaphorical Bazookas? Check out http://firework.the-comic.org!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gpalz!

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Gpalz is the new Pwned

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I just keep imagining the tank crowd screaming

Gpalz!!! It just feels right.

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We wahnz cupz!!!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe

I misspelled “gpalz”

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yup.

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

Like manga, sci fi, webcomics, and Metaphorical Bazookas? Check out http://firework.the-comic.org!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Today's preview thread

HILARIOUS stuff!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

McGinn is da bomb.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Any chance this game is on NBC sportsnet? (Versus' old channel)

My tv guide has been broken all day.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

Nope

They already had on New York-Nashville

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

:/ internet feeds again

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we allowed to talk about how to set up a feed on FTF?

Because I am thinking about getting Gamecenter premium (No blackouts) and would not be opposed to doing something x96-esque)

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I recommend Veetle

Heard good things.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, I like veetle too

But I have no idea what to do as far as how to set up the stream.
I was also thinking about doing a passworded feed, to which I would post in FTF every night to “protect” the feed.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

That, my friend, is how you do it.

Maybe ask different fans within SB Nation and see if they know how?

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a question for you all while we wait for the game to start...

If you could pick one player to start a NHL franchise with, who would it be? I would pick either Toews, Malkin, or Karlsson.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

James McGinn

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

James McGinn, Esquire. And his dog named Freedom.

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That made me think of Jamie McGinn as Tin Tin, only the movie is “The Adventures of McGinnGinn”

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mo'fuckin' Stalock.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And McGinn.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I love this piece of news most of all.

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

My franchise plan is...

…to make an entire team of Shannabans.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

For feed hunters:

FRS is being shit today, but atdhenet is awesome.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

Wanna cater to my laziness and link it?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

http://lsh.lshunter.tv/static/popups/7829902360640.html

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY VIASAT

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Jamie Baker FTF shout out

Sort of

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:27 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

FTG, FTF, FML.

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

FEAR THE GHOST

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

is @fearthefingame better than the actual sharks in game twitter feed?

not that it would be hard to better that twitter

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just basically just Plank and TCY's twitters morphed into one

and only tweets during games.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we take my tweets’ torso and legs, and Plank’s tweets’ arms and head and form a giant tweeting fighting robot.

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Mecha-Twitter?

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured, but how long does it take them to post goal tweets?

Because the official sharks one likes to take their sweet time

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

As soon as they happen.

IF NOT SOONER!

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Before they happen.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Drew Remenda is gonna shave everywhere

by ResidentShark on Jan 17, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

I’m sure he was speaking geographically and not anatomically. ;)

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Allez Requins!

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Le woo!

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Woo!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah especially cuz if I say it, they wont

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And honestly?

I don’t really want them to go. I would prefer if they stayed on the ice and played hockey so that they could have a chance at picking up two points in the standings.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

it took me a sec to understand what yuo were saying here

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, that would be a classic full arena cheer for the Sharks.

PLEASE JUST WIN!
PLEASE JUST WIN!
!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Third Coast checks back in to extinguish some Flames

The mood: The sea of red pales to the sea of teal

The beer: Always cold, always refreshing Pabst Blue Ribbon.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

i don't know why the beer plug made me laugh but it did

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You can't laugh at the ribbon! It's the ribbon!

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta change the cigarettes to rollies

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I am totally saving this and bringing it wherever I go.

"I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!" - Troy Barnes, Community
Free Demers!

by Kuzcotopia on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

All true.

Makes me really sad about society.. hahaha

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope someone calls wingels peanut butter baby again on television

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

Like manga, sci fi, webcomics, and Metaphorical Bazookas? Check out http://firework.the-comic.org!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

:D I want to go there. NMA world is so funny

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

Like manga, sci fi, webcomics, and Metaphorical Bazookas? Check out http://firework.the-comic.org!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

si and espn's power rankings have the sharks dropping

only one loss. Stupid dater and lebrun.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck those guys.

They all picked Detroit to win last year. Or was it VAN? Either way, stupid predictions and they were way wrong.

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hey toronto, can you like please take torrey mitchell?

Just, like, to be nice? thanks bruh

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

Like manga, sci fi, webcomics, and Metaphorical Bazookas? Check out http://firework.the-comic.org!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

how many games are in a season again?

And when we win, we want to dominate. We want to take guys out. We want to hurt guys. We want to win. We just want to dominate, hit them in the mouth. - Rathman

by manraj7 on Jan 17, 2012 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

82

plus 4 best of 7 playoff series

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

82

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Another question

why does every team have around 46 games while the Sharks have 42?

And when we win, we want to dominate. We want to take guys out. We want to hurt guys. We want to win. We just want to dominate, hit them in the mouth. - Rathman

by manraj7 on Jan 17, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Because we play like, a game-a-day in March. XD

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

scheduling differences

the sharks have a packed Jan and Feb

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

ya I know basically nothing about hockey starting to get into it. Hard though when no one else I know watches it.

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by manraj7 on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that feeling, feel free to ask anything. most of FTF doesn't bite.

It is funny getting chided in Southern California from people that think football is more demanding

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

scheduling just sucked for us. so then we had like 5 games in 8 days and more of that shit , to catch up with the other teams

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 17, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

More importantly, of those scheduled games, why have the real Sharks only played like 30?

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Upper body injury.

See: headcold. :P

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

upper body injury

see: decapitation, zombie attack

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

pfff only decapitated.. get back out on the ice

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by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

replace head with a gourd like in the Popul Vuh

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

All I can smell is Vicks Vaporub.

What can this mean?

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

Rec.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And then the old man heads back inside...

and as he’s walkin’ away I hear him go, “what’s superimposed?”

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

Everytime I see Marleau play against the Flames I think of that one hit.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Demers and Braun

Brains and Braun pairing that so many have dreamed about are in play.

by bezzerkker on Jan 17, 2012 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Watch him get a hat trick now that you've said this.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

one pipe already

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

i hate the sharks they all suck—READY GO!

by drewhamlet on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Jerome ifanla

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by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

What happened when he left?

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunno

That was freshman year.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean Grade 9....?

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Canadian Ska Time!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJlnN6bIkF0

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll admit it, I think Jerome Iginla is a really cool guy.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

And Mclaren hits le post.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:47 PM PST reply actions  

i c wut u did thar

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i totally thought he would disprove the guy who didn't like him up there

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Did you see what happened to Taylor Hall in EDMs warm up?

30 stitches to close a facial laceration from a skate.

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

0_0 ouchies

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What a dirty hit.

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by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

Glad to see he got the ShanaHammer

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I have the poweerrrrrrrplay.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

STUPID POST.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

OMG lol

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by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

How??

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, christ

how did Pavs miss that?

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Move your asses sharks

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Are you watching the same game?

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the feed is way behind.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

>.> Way to go Pavs

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

I hate you poist!!!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

MOAR GPALZ, LESS POIST.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that is a hard shot to make...

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
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by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

how did he miss that?

And when we win, we want to dominate. We want to take guys out. We want to hurt guys. We want to win. We just want to dominate, hit them in the mouth. - Rathman

by manraj7 on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

he should have made that right?

And when we win, we want to dominate. We want to take guys out. We want to hurt guys. We want to win. We just want to dominate, hit them in the mouth. - Rathman

by manraj7 on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

In his defense

all that air in the way is very distracting.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I HATE AIR

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

oh the wind

ya I can see that being a problem…

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by manraj7 on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

guys you were talking about hitting the post before this thanks for the jinx you are all boogermonkeys

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

Dear Sharks

I am sick. Please win the game for me. It will make me feel better.

Sincerely,
Me

by HeatersLeadingLady on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

get well soon

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That's it.

I’m putting the post on my fantasy hockey team as soon as possible.

by bezzerkker on Jan 17, 2012 7:53 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Gotta say

We’re halfway through the first, and I’m very disappointed in the play of Ryane Clowe. It’s like he’s not even on the ice.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 7:56 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Trade him,

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

to toronto

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right?

Man, he and Desjardins are just no-shows tonight.

by bezzerkker on Jan 17, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on man that's not fair. He's not playing for the Sharks tonight...

Because I’m pretty sure he was traded.

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by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But

Ryan Clowe is not a member of the Sharks organization!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya Burnt!

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This comment just made me liz

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April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a dealbreaker

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

RECD

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

never saw that. nice

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Subject please

this is making FTF drag.

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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want you could click Esc

but then later .gifs won’t load.

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by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yo no comprendo.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Time for some Gummy di Milo mojo

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by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

rarharharhahr...

sweeeet veeenus

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

"We at Fear the Fin have been known to.....make mistakes..."

“To make it up to our audience, the following people are gay.”

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Never could make out any names on that list.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably just a list of the writers and celebrity friends of the series

Though makes you think if they may have outed someone inadvertently.

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by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Here you go

It is all staff, though the list on the show was clearly larger.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

x

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Vancouver Canucks gave up a goal to Dustin Penner

May I just say, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 7:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Isn't he the one who had his back go out on him eating pancakes?

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What a hoser!

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Dustin Penner always sounded like a potheads nick name to me.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hi folks!

Late because I just got back from my first day at work in a year and a half.

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by Nael M. on Jan 17, 2012 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats

The Mod Squad’s unemployment rate is down to 20% now!

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're going to keep missing Sharks gameplay, you should just up and quit now.

Else you’ll miss too much Sharks action. O:

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

In honor of Stalock's being cleared I will post an embarassingly fangirly poem I wrote last year

Our Stalock

As bright as the ice
Sweet saving Al
80% god, skating tight
Out of the Shark’s mouth

Number 32
Like Blake Griffin
Worcester call-up kid
He didn’t know he’d be sittin’
Between the pipes
Saves within minutes
When McLellan pulled Niemi
The team started retaliating
Call him Al Stalock
Call him 30% Cheetah
Four goals in the last period
And he was the hero of it
Stalock’s game was
Dastardly, intuitive

But alas, it was not to last
Stalock was slated to be our backup
Goaltender in the house
Why’d he have to fly back to Worcester
And get his leg stepped on
By a skate sharper than broken glass?

At the Tank, fans’ hearts broken by the news
The diagnosis was a dead season
Invasive nerve surgery was due
And even after, a long time till recovery’s completion
Stalock’s game was all reflexes, too
They said below the knee he felt nothing, the worst lesion
It’s like a mistake, why couldn’t it happen to a douche
Instead, our 80% god spent most of last year on the bleachers

But like in Digimon, the Crest of Hope is in my fate
Humans overcome the worst when they have tenacity
In a video, we saw him gingerly skate on the 8th
Stalock’s out, but not gone, and we await him eagerly
I know he’ll return as a Shark does, after a winner’s bait
Now we have Tyson Sexsmith and Harri Sateri
But I see him coming back strong not a second late
A goalie’s true weapon is his focus and his
Ability to get back up and shine leaving losses in his wake
And Stalock will win with Clowe, Couture, and Pavelski,
Our Stalock, and in particular, mine.

Originally posted here http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=89203&p=927168#p927168

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

tl;dr

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So much for Iggy being

a gentleman.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

Hockey Gentleman

The standards are a bit different

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

2011-2012 season= Sharktank Redemption

by kaotix on Jan 17, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

nick johnson used "headbutt"

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

IGINLA!!!

I may not like you… but I’ll be damned if i don’t respect you.

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY NEMO!!!

2011-2012 season= Sharktank Redemption

by kaotix on Jan 17, 2012 8:05 PM PST reply actions  

Now I am envisioning Nemo with a Mitre on top of his helmet.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the Sharks on the PK

they’re playing like it.
Sharks, go to the O-zone!

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:05 PM PST reply actions  

knock off the turnovers

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

That felt like a fast first

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

Like you would know

(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

T
W
S
S
!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Best case scenario for a first period.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Does anyone know of a good voice changer that I could use for a podcast I want to get started?

Something kind of like the one Ghostface uses in Scream 3 or something of the like.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

Tech people, my internet is frustrating me.

Keeps dropping for a period of like… 4-5 minutes. Happens every 30-60 minutes, and only in peak hours (6-12). ISP says there are no problems with the modem, but there are 10 people living in this house, all sharing the same modem. Any advice?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

kill your roommates

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

do you live in a communist country where people only own one modem per house? buy another

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Not going to do much good

As I assume he means router

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

All ISPs I know of have these hybrid router-modem things.

This one is no different. We have a second router, but it obviously makes no difference,

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Get a router with QOS

Prioritizes traffic so that everybody on the network won’t get fucked over during high traffic.

Fear The Fin Mod Squad's Mike Rathje
My Twitter

by Nael M. on Jan 17, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hack the router

to give you all of the bandwidth

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

ALL OF THE BANDWIDTH

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Jan 17, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

can be done, filter by MAC address, and cut everyone but your own.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

... Has anyone got a guide to do this? :D

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Find out the brand & model

then find the IP address of the router & the default passwords, online.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

here

In this PDF file

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it’s pretty annoying…!
but hopefully we’ll have another one of those goal explosions in the 2nd

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 17, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Good and bad news

good = Dal lost
bad = they got a loser point

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

It is 1 of two games tonight

where Sharks fans wish both teams could lose.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Division rivals are more important

than normal rivals IMO.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Jan 17, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

better see your doctor

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, first shot of the period for the Flames

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM PST reply actions  

It's alright guys, we're gonna win

I brought my lucky rabbits head.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 8:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

YEP.

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So i says to Mable, I says...

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

HOLY NEMO #2

2011-2012 season= Sharktank Redemption

by kaotix on Jan 17, 2012 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

another post

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

Guh! Poist!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

BAD POST

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

The post is being a huge dick tonight

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

DAMNIT KIPPER

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

I'm the post with the most

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

Stupid forcefield...

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

JESUS KIPPERSOFF

2011-2012 season= Sharktank Redemption

by kaotix on Jan 17, 2012 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

kiprusoff was amazing. I can't believe this.

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Welcome to the post-game discussion.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

3 posts and some good saves

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You missed Doug Wilson needing to make a move

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

to the jeep to buy more spray tan

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

To summarize/...

…CLANG!
PINGK!
PANGK!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

POSTUS WITH THE MOSTUS

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

Dammit

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Bah

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

2011-2012 season= Sharktank Redemption

by kaotix on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

OT

But does anyone know if Dino Costa is a reliable source? Because he’s tweeting some pretty shocking news.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

The internet says he's a crackpot

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what's the tweet anyway?

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

A cartoon bird created 100 years ago?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't follow him but my friend told me about this:

DINOCOSTA DINOCOSTA
FLASH ALERT: Just received word that Mike Tyson was killed in a car crash in upstate NY, NO CONFIRMATION AS OF YET…will keep you posted

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Naturally

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Merely a flesh wound!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Welp...

you kinda knew THAT was gonna happen after 3x posts.

by BillytheSid on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

this is fun as shit

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

THAT'S IT I'M CALLING DAD

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:47 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Make sure he knows there may be up to 90 minutes more calls.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

phone acting weird, doesn't put me through. I hate cell phones!

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

WE'RE DOOMED

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon already Sharks

take it to the O-zone.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

*plays losing music from Price is Right*

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, why are we losing to a shitty team?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

Evil Posts.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

playing sonic the hedgehog 3 soundtrack for mojo purposes

yeah i have it

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

Cool Jeremy Roenick!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

Shark chomp hands!

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

chomp chomp!

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

Like manga, sci fi, webcomics, and Metaphorical Bazookas? Check out http://firework.the-comic.org!

by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

no more poist!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

more gpalz!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

PP time

Sucks

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Jan 17, 2012 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Looked good to me

Minus the no scoring. So yeah it sucks

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Jan 17, 2012 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

well

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

WTF BRAUN!

He is the new Erhoff! STOP SHOOTING HIGH!

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Jan 17, 2012 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

Where's Clowesan

At game so no word – illness? Injury?

by hit 'em on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Upper Body

related to the hit in the MIN game

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

Bad auto word spellcheck – Clowe!

by hit 'em on Jan 17, 2012 9:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

you said it the Japanese way.

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4&ob=av3e

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn’t it be Aclowerusan?

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Which begs the question

What is Clowesan that it auto corrected too?

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes! that was lucky.

That was equal to one poist

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap that was close.

We clearly traded the post to sign Iginla’s skate as a defenseman.

by bezzerkker on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

All power and no play makes Shark a dull boy.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

MOAR GPALZ.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

This game. Bleh.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Jan 17, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

"Wow, what a great second period!"

-Nobody

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

The puck doesn't like us today...

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

Shut Out

What a poor effort tonight, I think Kippers gets the goose egg

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Jan 17, 2012 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

Holy hell, people

It’s a 1-0 game with a whole period left. Have some faith.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

17-14 shots

in favor of Calgary. This is rather disappointing.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Jan 17, 2012 9:05 PM PST reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better...

Washington only made 17 shots tonight.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty Sure

All games this season they entered the third period scoreless they´ve been shutout…

Eff REFS

by faetati on Jan 17, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Flames blogger Kent Wilson:

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Apply B.R.A.S.S.

breathe, relax, aim, slack, shoot. maybe drop the slack part

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks

23-8 on faceoffs
don’t know on giveaways

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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:07 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks

Y U commit so many turnovers?!

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Jan 17, 2012 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

WHY ARE WE LOSING?

I WANT MORE GPALZ, LESS POISTS AnD TURNOVERS!

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

I miss the foghorns

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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

I’m afraid the ship may be destined to run aground.

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

-_-

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Well while we are at INT

What sort of software is required to broadcast a feed?

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:10 PM PST reply actions  

....

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sad to say

that freakin’ ASCAP supports SOPA. I’m a member, and wish I could change their minds. But Paul Williams & gang are sticking with the outdated ways of the big money.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ass cap supports SOPA.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

so does BMI

I don’t see SESAC on that list.

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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

see

the list of supporters

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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

See:

Companies I’m about to boycott.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm seeing a lot of flithy rich companies who are in no danger of doing homeless, ever.

Watch it go through congress though, since congress is starting to look a lot like a NASCAR vehicle.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not piracy if the people running the stations, owning them, and using them to spread dumb agendas are all jerks.

College sports rob young men of time for education while making fat men rich. News networks promote fear like oh my goodness. Did you see the freakiness over that category one storm? I’ve been through storms like that, I probably went to work through them.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Only in the US, I should note.

College sports here are on public access TV, and the News channels aren’t warning of fire and brimstone every time a KFC gets robbed, either.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

well, yeah.

Canada is like that. american television is a joke. I’m glad I only care about hockey, wnba, and animes

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing's free

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It's free if I say it's free.

The Law of Stanchion

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the Stanchion Doctrine?

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

“If it’s too expensive, fuck you, I’mma find it for free. double middle fingers

My college bookstore gets that reaction a lot.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

college textbooks

biggest scam on earth.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes siree.

Like. I can understand big works of research. I mean. That takes time, money, and effort.

But in the case of some of my books, they’ve been publishing the same thing for 20 years, but with page numbers and questions changed. Like. WTF? Math and English textbooks shouldn’t cost much. There’s no new, cutting-edge information in there. Most of my courses that DO have new info, like robotics and microcomputer-based automation don’t even HAVE textbooks, just inexpensive course kits.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Love finding pdfs of textbooks

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that all counts as hardware

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So no one knows?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL at viasat commercial

They don’t understand Swedish either.

by bezzerkker on Jan 17, 2012 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

Wakka wakka wakka.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks better win this game

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Woo!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Puppy Mojo!!!!

PLEASE JUST WIN!!
PLEASE JUST WIN!!!!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

Calgary only has 10 forwards

How are we losing?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

Because a D-man scored

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We only have, like, 5 who are doing anything relevant

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS IS THE MOST BORING GAME EVER

HERES SOME LIGHTNING

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

it looks like it's dancing, or I'm dehydrated

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

griess is so sexy

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

Thomas Greiss on the bench

is more sexy than this game

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i spelled it wrong...

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thomas Greiss on the bench

is more exciting than this game

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:27 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Never thought I'd say this, but the last couple games I've watched, I've actually gotten kind of bored watching.

Not sure why. Maybe I’m just too dense to get the subtlety of the game sometimes.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
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by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

Thank god you have us

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

For realz

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
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by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

because they have players that can score

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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorcery

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

johnny wander updated.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:34 PM PST reply actions  

theyre watching the Flames play hockey.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

This game:

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

THAT IS A GPAL

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

TORREY!!!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO

Mitchell

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE TORREY MEEETCHEL

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

SON OF A MITCH, WE GOT A TIE GAME.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Thank fuck

Mitchell ya did good.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

angry fucking birds

maybe i should open my fucking mouth some more.

GODDAMMIT THORNTON SUCKS

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Tied for 1st on the team in pts first in assists so pretty much no.

"They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." ~ Gaylord Perry

by calgiants86 on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

facepalm

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry.

Just keep complaining about how the Sharks suck and the reverse-psychology mojo will work.

by bezzerkker on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS SHIT IS BORING

B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-S

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That's three stars on Angry Birds

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Notice the Calgary players didn't even pick him up

He was probably getting back up after crashing into the boards.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

WOO HOO!!!

That line has been great tonight.

by BillytheSid on Jan 17, 2012 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

OF ALL TIME

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

obligatory

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I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

well played

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding, ding!

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH TORREY MITCHELL

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

See?

We don’t need Kessel.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wingulls lookings good too.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

He's earning his juice box

and orange slices after this game FOR SURE!

by BillytheSid on Jan 17, 2012 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

WEEKNIGHT DESSERT, EVERYBODY!

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget granola bars!

Kids need that fiber for reals.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

String cheese or gtfo

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They're called Cheesestrings.

Did you not have a childhood?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

x

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That a brand or something?

Excuse my ignorance but I don’t know how to post pics. :(

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

How to post

1. find pic you like
2. right click to get the image url
3. click the tree on the reply box
4. paste image url
5. be sure to have a subject line

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Parmalat makes them. :P

But it’s really the only brand we have in Canada… The rest don’t string properly.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Once you pop, the fun don't stop

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Catch phrase of female freshmen, etc.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Douglas Murray finds your effort amusing!

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

Tommy Wingpalz.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

God Drew, if the Sharks have to be reminded nightly that they have to work

the explanation of years of playoff failure is so easy.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 9:41 PM PST reply actions  

they do forget on ocassion

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wingels earned a balloon

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Jan 17, 2012 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

Fond memories and goal horn mojo

http://youtu.be/4df1nQafY-E

God I miss Randy and Drew going apeshit like this when the Sharks win.

Also- Everyone on the top lines is scrapping tonight in Clowe’s absence, it seems like.

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry, GoLG...

…but Taco Torrey is earnin his pay his year.

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by Noctro on Jan 17, 2012 9:47 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

5 goals.

career year. I saw we give him 7 mil.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop trying to underpay him

Havlat’s making $5 million and he has two goals.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

yes , but Havlat's injured

Who saw that coming?

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this looks like Pavelski

fify

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Angry big pavelski?

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dude abides

CH:So are you going to sleep with me or what?

Woman: No I am not going to sleep with you. I hadn't thought about sleeping with you actually.

CH: It's because I have a cabbage for a head, isn't it?

Woman: Um, no I don't judge people on their race, creed, or colour.

CH: Unless they have a cabbage for head, which I do.

by Montyburnz!...1 on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew Nemo

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

That post, man...

Holy hell.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

Ginner block

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

Loser piont!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM PST reply actions  

Ginner is working hard tonight...

Is he hunting for a spot on the second line with his buddy Cooch?

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM PST reply actions  

Survival

1 point each
Now, Sharks, get the 2nd point!

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 9:54 PM PST reply actions  

Jeez...

Pray for a shootout?

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Jan 17, 2012 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

Braun was fast.

Sharks have speed?

Also… LA Beats VANC? not sure whether to be happy or scared…

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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

Whistles missing in OT

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

WINNER WINNER

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

Braunnnyyyy

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

BRAAAUN

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

OH WHAT A SHOT!!!!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

BRAUN

MAYBE WINGELS TIP

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

BRAUN!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

WTF

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

Sheeze, interference

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

And let's go to the tape.....

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

REVIEW THAT SHIT

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

I KNOW

I JUST LIKE YELLING

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

Kipper dive

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

TOTAL FUCKING CRAP!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

Where's the fuckin review?

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

And his own guy hardly even touched him

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha hello. Just tuned in to the Sharks getting fucked on Gamecenter, figured I’d chime in as a neutral party.

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Contact or no contact good sir or ma'am?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the only guy who even touches Kiprusoff is Jokinen, and he hardly even touched him. Shit call and inexcusable, especially in overtime

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheers

Visitors always welcome

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Love Henrique

He’s quickly climbing my favorite player ladder. He looks like a young Parise right now

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Believe it or not I actually had a dream that he was on the Sharks.

I woke up and was immediately sad. But he and Parise are freaking death on the PK. I hope that Zach decides to stay in New Jersey.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he came out of nowhere really

But we’re not giving him up any time soon now. And I am most certainly with you on the “hope Zach stays in NJ” wagon (for obvious and slightly more biased reasons)

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

Prior to this season, we were really just hoping that he could someday be a solid 3rd liner, but he has blown away every expectation since hitting the NHL

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Granted it’s only a half season, but he’s been really awesome

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahahah

Followed by everyone at In Lou We Trust threatening to leap off a bridge and/or kill Lou Lamoriello

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s actually going to be what happens if Parise ends up walking this summer for nothing. Actually, Jesus getting traded was tragic, yet made sense from a business standpoint. People are going to blow a gasket if we get nothing and he doesn’t sign.

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

At least

He’s gonna be worth a pretty penny. Maybe 7 or 8 for 55-60 mil. It’s so hard to say though. On the open market, there’s probably at least one team crazy enough to give him like 9+ million a year. Lou has to go ahead and make his absolute best offer by the deadline I think and if he doesn’t accept, maybe look at what kind of offers he can get for him.

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Richards got 9-58.5…Parise could easily match that considering he is younger. It would suck to trade him though because it looks like New Jersey is making the playoffs.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Preaching to the choir here. I would certainly hate to be in Lou’s shoes if he turns down the Devils’ best offer. I think personally, I’d hold on to him, but that’s because I’m a shortsighted fan who’s not worried about prudent business decisions.

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that's not a good call

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

HOW IS THIS STANDING?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

It's not reviewable

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Such horse shit

I want a rule change

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want this reviewed

All penalties basically have to be reviewed

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good

review those too

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

any time a puck is in the net, you review it.

Why would penalties come into it?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Because in this particular instance

The play is theoretically dead BEFORE the puck is in the net

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In practicality, the play was not dead until Kipper snivelled well after.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

But if the call that the refs are making is that the play should have been dead before the puck is in the net. So, balls.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

You guys just got robbed

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

That is a hideous dive

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

Woooooooooooooooooow.

What a bunch of fucking crap. Can’t wait for TSN to proclaim what a great call that was.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

We just got fucking robbed.

What a bunch of bullshit. Contact was from Jolkieninn

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, this is game over kids.

This was our win.

"Rosebud ... Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green pea-ness... wait, that's terrible, I quit! Just a handful for the road."
Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles in The Critic

by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

That asshat may as well be a NFL ref.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 17, 2012 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

Angry Pickles!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Good job boys!

Love this!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Get fucked

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

SISSY BOY SLAP PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Smart move Pickles

remove Callemari from the shootout

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

CALAMARI?!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to stand up for your b'y, Braun!

Get those flithy cheaters!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

I love how Braun immediately goes after Giordano

And F YEAH VLASIC!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:04 PM PST reply actions  

Who are the refs?

That looked like vintage Brad Fucking Watson

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM PST reply actions  

Hey Drew, I have a better idea.

Review EVERYTHING with video. Don’t let the refs use their poor judgment. They’ve botched WAY too many calls this year.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:06 PM PST reply actions  

PICKLES SMASH?

Totally pwned Cammilleri. hahahah

Also- Drew totally losing his fucking shit over this. GET ’M DREW!

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:07 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

As he should

Standings points are valuable and the Sharks just got robbed of one

by BillytheSid on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

why woudnt he be? He’s right. Toronto has to be quicker to relay that back to the off ice officials

by ResidentShark on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

TSN guys pretty much saying that Wingles helped the Flame player into Kipper.

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

They're Canadian

They don’t know anything about hockey!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course not,

they should have California natives assume every important NHL position.

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

We don't have time to educate the world on hockey

We’re too busy catching some righteous waves!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

And you pay too much attention to trivial things...

like stats.

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sick brah.

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured as much. They're fucking horrible.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Gutless

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

Watching probably the flames feed

They keep calling Couture either “Kuh – toore” or Couturier. Christ.

by warning on Jan 17, 2012 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

Yikes

Hope you guys don’t get cheated out of this extra point.

The Florida Panthers have become Chicago's retirement home. This is oddly fitting.

by BadLuckCharm on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

Snazzy moves, Nemo!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

Zeus puts it in

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

Hands of Zeus!

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 10:09 PM PST reply actions  

BURNINATOR GONNA BURNINATE

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for possible strongbad reference?

KEEP THE FAITH- GO SHARKS!
Bleeding teal and black all the way from NY since '91.
My vices include Hockey, Cars, and Rock N Roll- some of the finest things in life.

by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

TROGDORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Burnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Win

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn

by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

BURNZIE

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

STEVE HOLT!

BRENT BURNS!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

Do you know what that reference is?

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Arrested Bang Theory?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Arrested Development.

And those two shows are completely different.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Mad Men and Recreation?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDcSeUvkOw

by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY KIPPER

YOU JUST GOT SNAKEBIT!!!!!!!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks win what they deserve!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats, guys

On overcoming the refs for that point.

Can we in Florida borrow your shootout lineup?

The Florida Panthers have become Chicago's retirement home. This is oddly fitting.

by BadLuckCharm on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

:) thanks for visiting by the way

you weren’t a band-luck charm after all :)

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

aargh typos… I meant “bad” not “band”

by JenLovesHockey on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha, no, I wasn’t. Or a bad-luck charm. ;)

The Florida Panthers have become Chicago's retirement home. This is oddly fitting.

by BadLuckCharm on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If you give us Brian Campbell at half price

We’ll consider it!

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by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm over it

I’ve come to admire him as a player. But I probably still would boo him once for the lolz if he came back in teal by some miracle.

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by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

on a completely unrelated note...

i was at the devils game tonight. just thought i’d post that cuz of your pic

by StevieV17 on Jan 17, 2012 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a nice one to be at if you were rooting for the Devils. They ran the Airplanes right out of the arena.

Status quo.

by nyynygnjd on Jan 17, 2012 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: anybody get a look at Google's page?

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by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

NICE

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And let's go to the exits!

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by Alex Houston on Jan 17, 2012 10:12 PM PST reply actions  

Poor Brauner

But if him not scoring that goal makes his next contract cheaper, then so be it.

by Briceratops on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM PST reply actions  

I think he would take the extra point that helps us make the playoffs

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I AM LOVE WIN!!!!!

I would rather be happy than right any day.

by SouthBayernMunchen on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOO

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by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:13 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

99 LUFTBALLOONS!!!

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So, with regard to tiebreakers (if it comes to that), don’t shootout wins and OT wins have different values?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

Team with less so wins gets the tiebreaker.

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by Swoops on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but

I doubt it’ll come into play with this team.

To be specific, wins without shootout are the first(?) tiebreaker.

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by BadLuckCharm on Jan 17, 2012 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

if it comes down to a tie in number of wins, Shootout wins are taken away and the tie is re-evaluated.

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Total wins isn’t even a tiebreaker. It goes straight to wins minus shootout wins. But it’s not really important unless you’re in the middle of the pack – assuming we keep going as we are, the odds of us being tied with another team in points are reasonably remote.

by warning on Jan 17, 2012 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

oh really?

I would think the first tiebreaker would be to take away OTLs

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

The blind Zebras can’t wave that last one off. ’Zus snapped one in too! Good game tonight and Nemo was actually pretty solid, standing on his head to keep them in it.

Poor Braun got robbed though… hard.

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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

Dude, I couldn't fine the gif image for that. ;-; It's gone forever.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hold up, I found it on my computer.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Taco Torrey gives the chance and Burnzie and Zeus seal the deal.

Sweet.

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by Noctro on Jan 17, 2012 10:17 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm really starting to like that nickname for Mitchell

but Taco Torrey makes me hungry for Tacos….and I has no tacos :(

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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, an clearly the NHL vision benefits blow goats.

Way to go, refs. Way. To. Go. :-P

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by Noctro on Jan 17, 2012 10:18 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Good thing we won tonight

Kings beat the Canucks as well.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Jan 17, 2012 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome...

That’s totally you, isn’t it? hahaha

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by Scotty Ace on Jan 17, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Remi Gaillard. He's French

youtube him. He’s amazing.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The music on the kangarou video is great too

French ska band called N&SK

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Kent Wilson’s scoring chances are up.

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by idunno723 on Jan 17, 2012 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

So. I'm trying to post Guy In Orange.

But I can’t find a fucking image hosting site that’ll let me upload an image this large. >_>;

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

MySpace

plenty of room there

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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I had that url.

It no longer exists. :P So I’m re-uploading it for everyone’s benefit, really.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

JenLovesHockey already posted it in this thread

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by Nael M. on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

http://gifninja.com/animated-gifs/536426/winnnn

Bookmark it.

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by dfh15 on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry that was for Evil Stanchion

Dany Heatley=All-star.
Randy Hahn: "He's got moves like Jagr."

by dfh15 on Jan 17, 2012 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I do have that bookmarked.

It doesn’t work, and I don’t see the image anywhere in this thread.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Age of Burnsology.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Not pretty

But it’ll do

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

PARTY TIL YOU PUKE

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:40 PM PST reply actions  

I can't believe how NHL.com is spinning this.
Sharks defenseman Justin Braun scored an apparent game-winner with 1:05 left in overtime, but the goal was disallowed because of goaltender interference on Sharks forward Tommy Wingels.

Like, WTF? Your refs blew it. Admit as much.

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by Evil Stanchion on Jan 17, 2012 10:46 PM PST reply actions  

This was the call on the ice

They’re only reporting it. NHL.com isn’t responsible for explaining it, just reporting it.

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this your face:

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 17, 2012 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Canadians can't tan

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Jan 17, 2012 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Rule Question

Wasn’t Cammalleri an illegal shootout player due to his 2 minute roughing penalty (matching with Pickles’) at the end of OT?

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by Soloact on Jan 17, 2012 11:21 PM PST reply actions  

I thought that too

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it is only those with 5 min majors and worse?

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by JakeBot on Jan 17, 2012 11:41 PM PST up reply actions  

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