As many of you already know, Orange Shirt Guy is awesome. How awesome? Resolve of John McClane, swagger of Han Solo, icy steel determination of Harry Callahan, Bruce "my pinky toe is registered as a deadly weapon" Lee kinds of awesome. He's the man legend who was caught on camera doing the this awesome dance as the San Jose Sharks and Columbus Blue Jackets tussled after a whistle. If you know Orange Shirt Guy, or are in fact Orange Shirt Guy, please contact us at fearthefin@gmail.com. We won't bite, promise. We just want to get in touch and show our appreciation for you making the world a better place to be.