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Sharks start nine game road trip with a tilt against the Blues

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Late gameday here today so let's get down to brass tax...tacks...what the heck does that expression even mean? Conceptually one understands that it means to get down to the heart of the matter, the bare essentials, but if this is the best explanation the internet can come up with then I don't even know.

The Blues are a good team, a great one really, and one that should pose quite a formidable challenge for San Jose tonight. They're currently first in the NHL when it comes to carrying the play at even strength with the game tied, and as FTF author SnarkSD has pointed out this season with his Fenwick analysis, are on pace to eclipse the 100 point mark and lock down home ice advantage. The fact that they've been able to amass these kinds of totals in the NHL's toughest division this season is the icing on the cake in that regard.

Another bright spot for the Blues is the fact that they have activated center Andy McDonald, who missed 51 games with a concussion. He is available to play tonight for St. Louis, giving them yet another option to turn to for their stingy two-way team. McDonald has really struggled with injuries over the course of his NHL career but when he's healthy he is good for about 50 points per year. This addition, much like the one of Martin Havlat for San Jose, is essentially a trade deadline pickup that will improve the team from top to bottom.

Antti Niemi and Jaroslav Halak in the net tonight-- with a back to back matchup this probably indicates Thomas Greiss will start tomorrow night for San Jose against a Washington Capitals team that just lost 3-2 to New York.

Some other assorted morsels for you to greedily get your grubby hands on before tonight's game:

Puck drops at 4:07 PM. Use this as your gameday thread.

Prediction: Sharks win 2-1. Goals by McGinn and Pavelski.

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GO SHARKS!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

Let's GO SHARKS!!!

Two defensive teams going at it. God I hope this doesn’t bore me to death.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Blues

St. Louis is on a rediculous streak at home so this is going to be a tough game. I’m a huge fan of Backes, Oshie & Pietrangelo which has turned me into a bit of a Blues fan…it’s too bad Hitchcock hockey isn’t all that fun to watch, though it’s very effective.

Apparently, the flu seems to be making it’s way around the Blues dressing room, since they also played yesterday it would be good if the Sharks can come out strong and get an early lead.

I also just received my invoice for Playoff tickets, I’m pretty sure it comes earlier and earlier every year…a win today will make looking at that invoice a bit easier!

by milanahalek on Feb 12, 2012 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

It is almost mid February…

Adopted Giant: Eddie I Have It Grant.

TSFGWTWS DESPITE Botchy, not BECAUSE of him.

by Merope on Feb 12, 2012 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic…they usually send them out during the 2nd week of Feb.

by milanahalek on Feb 12, 2012 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

St. Louis?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Just as long as the Blues get out of the way of Douglas Murray everything should be fine. :)

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

awww

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

you can actually

buy this on Amazon

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Would that make you blue?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Like when Tobias blue himself...

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That's from Glee, right?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Same thing.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

WRONG

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by Bockerz on Feb 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve made a huge mistake.

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by Mr. Plank on Feb 12, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

Yes.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

no point to a game thread

the Blues will put us to sleep.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what we thought with Columbus and Calgary.

The third time against those teams it was pretty exciting.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy tits!

Do like.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

... Is that from Earthbound?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck yeah

Pogo punk… without his pogo.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I have trouble getting past that part in Earthbound. : /

The enemies are too hard early on. I know it gets easier as you go, but… Geez.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If you grind early the rest of the game is cake

The Sharks outside the arcade will respawn, so just beat up on them for a few levels.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure is a lot of play

in the Sharks zone starting this game.

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

Anybody got a feed?

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

firstrowsports

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We can’t link directly, so bookmark this site.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

are you remembering the /x/?

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by JakeBot on Feb 12, 2012 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

no

the old website

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by JakeBot on Feb 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

thank wreck

but also try to keep it on the down low

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by JakeBot on Feb 12, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

VIP

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

lol, yeah

Crombeen. I’m not sure if he failed or not

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Arnott

with a shoulder who was doing really well lately, Steen-concussion no return in sight, Cole brought up yesterday from Peoria and out with the flu
Apparently some are playing their way through it. 2 were out yesterday against the Avs.

First game back for Happy Meal since game 3, taking short shifts and will only play about 12min (supposedly)

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

Steen has been fantastic this year too.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

he is sorely missed
a guy we stole in a trade.

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, when did Mitchell become Joe Thornton?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Just about to say he looked extra speedy on that shift

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not only that, he controlled the puck like Thornton did a few years back.

I want to see this Mitchell every game.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

until he ran into the boards

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird question I just thought of, because of Perron.

If you’re signed during the off-season by a term that’s got a guy on long-term IR, and that guy doesn’t play until halfway through the season, is it weird dealing with this guy everyone but you seems to know well? Or do new players interact with guys on IR?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

They probably interact.

There’s been a number of events that James Sheppard has been present for, like the Sharks on Kitchen Nightmares, Sharks Bowling Night and others, even though he is both new and on IR.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Shep play PK?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Breakdown

In 09-10 he played an average of 43 seconds of shorthanded time, and in 08-09 he was playing 1:03 per game. In 07-08, he spent a total of 2:04 minutes shorthanded the entire season. So, he PKed.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do we even need Gaustad then if Shep's got a March ETA?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I say yes

Sheppard has not played hockey in a long time, so some lower league rehab would probably do him good.

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by JakeBot on Feb 12, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably.

I believe we were told threeve times that Sheppard sucks at the sport of hockey.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

A combination of 3 and 5

simply stunning

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by JakeBot on Feb 12, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not as many as televen.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Shep won't be ready to play this year.

And he might not be third line material anyways.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Chippy game early on.

Any predictions for the first fight?

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Marleau and Oshie.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Havlat and Arnott.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

McLellan and Hitchcock

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Woah, "veteran-laden group"?

Shit, I remember when we were the youngest team in the league. D:

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

That was '06, right?

Sigh.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

PK

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"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

that was almost disastrous

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 12, 2012 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

Boyle disagrees

And I do too! (Not sure why though…)

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

another penalty

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"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck

(hi folks)

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by Nael M. on Feb 12, 2012 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks are extra protective of Niemi today

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

Good job, Boyle.

Jumps out of the box, immediately takes his man out of the play. I’m starting to notice this stuff. :D

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

Nemo holding on to the puck

and giving up less rebounds, so far.

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"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Oh seriously..............

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

another penalty

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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Desjardins just wants to hang out with Burns

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

I would too, TBQH.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Toy Dinosaurs like Wash in Firefly.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Delay of game?

Goddammit.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks, you aren't such a great team that you can overcome a self-imposed handicap...

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Lame

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

booooooooo

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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuck.

Dany Heatley=All-star.
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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 4:37 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Gentlemen, break out the trap.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Dumb penalties= Easy goals

Did Chicago teach you guys nothing Friday?

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks doing that thing where they all back away from their marks and bunch together.

I thought we got passed this.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

Didn't work in Aliens, won't work in NHL.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks just getting plain old outworked this period.

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

They were outshooting until they were shorthanded for about 15 minutes

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

Also, it’s not like we’re in a deep hole. I watched two Florida games this weekend where the Cats got scored on in the first 5 minutes, then came back to win 3-1 and 4-1, respectively. And Florida’s not as good as San Jose.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Fortunate to get out

of the 1st with only 1 GA

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"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Blues weathered the storm

you guys came out flying

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We have selective memory

“Sharks are always terrible!”

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If the team isn't blown up tomorrow, I'm firing DW.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

His wife calls part of him that.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh snap.

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by Nael M. on Feb 12, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If we meet in the play-offs

They’ll get to see the Big Pavelski in his prime.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not even watching the Blues telecast

But I have a feeling Darren Pang is the one who said that. Which would be sort of funny. But I have no room to talk, so I’ll just leave it at that.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 12, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure which is which

I just know they don’t seem very bright…

They were getting REALLY mad during the Preds game a while back over the Tootoo whistles. Something the Preds have had for years, but they were acting like they’d never heard before.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not that big of a deal...?

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

TURNOVERS

jesus

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Feb 12, 2012 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

Aren't quadruple penalties great?

Man that was brutal.

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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I think it was just triple penalties

though it felt more like octuple

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Checking the Shift Chart to confirm that Murray played too much on the PK…

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Dunno why Braun didn't get another shift

I was wondering that while watching. I’m sure it exhausted guys like Murray more than necessary.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Murray wanted a change towards the end but got stuck

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL that kids tantrum on the ice.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

LOL mini-Logan

But man is that live band mediocre in the background.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

My reaction to the second 5-on-3.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Impressive that you were calm enough to be reading during a 4v5 situation

You might want to get that jaundice checked out. That shade of yellow only belongs on the Simpsons.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ey

Be nice to the jaundice people.

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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 5:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hey Sharks

the goalies changed sides. You want to be on the other side now.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

PP

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Yay

Do we get 3 consecutive PP’s now?

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

Who's on the PP here, Sharks?

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

why can't our team play like that

giant pains in the ass, every shift

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Puck bouncing galore...

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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 5:13 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Oh No.

St. Louis is the San Antonio Spurs of the NHL. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

It's a Ken Hitchcock team

They’re always like this… except now he has a few talented players too… ugh.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK DALLAS

Sorry. Flashback to late 90’s.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Inappropriate forced laughter is inappropriate.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

The Sharks aren't going to score tonight, are they?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

We don't need shots

We just need Joe Thornton to bank passes off of defensemen into the goal. It happened last game.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing goaltending.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It must be all about defense.

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by yoshifan on Feb 12, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Elliot and Halak have been redonkulous

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And they’ve been getting by on some decent goal-scoring. The Kings, on the other hand…

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by Bockerz on Feb 12, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

LA is leading Dal

3-2

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

That doesn’t change the fact that the Kings have been unable to score goals.

As a team, they’re ranked up there in least goals against. And they’ve scored fewer goals than what they’ve given up…

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by Bockerz on Feb 12, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

many many

low scoring games

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anybody know how to post image links from quickmeme? It's not working for me for some reason...

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 5:20 PM PST reply actions  

Dear Sharks,

YOUR TEMMATES ARE WEARING WHITE.

2012 is going to be awesome!

by Tortured on Feb 12, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

x

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

Well, as a California team we probably shouldn’t throw too many stones.

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hey hey

well ok, you are mostly correct but the Blues have a very loyal following
that sells out the arena most every game.
Of course this is true in most every state that isn’t in direct contact with Canada

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

just got here!

didn’t know there was a game! GO SHARKS beat these monsanto-sponsored pieces of crap!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

feel free to fill me in on whatever happened guys while my feed sets up. in case we have some blues fans in here, I don't hate you, I hate the company that sponsors your team

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot this game was still going

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

I swear

The puck spends more time in the neutral zone than any other…

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

What?

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

dammit 5-3 pk

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

Even Randy's voice is irritated.

I lol’d

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

And Butters says we're making hockey boring

Yeeeeesh

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK

Winchester too?

Dany Heatley=All-star.
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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yay, more penalties!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 5:30 PM PST reply actions  

What the fark?

Horseshit. Only way anyone scores in St. Louis is on 5×3.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

wow

talk about selling it

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

The difference in this game is going to be a pair of bullcrap 5-on-3s. That sucks.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

Damn it

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

boooooooooo

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

thought shooting the stick

was a penalty

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

this is all sorts of ugly.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

Nice call ref.

Dany Heatley=All-star.
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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 5:32 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Please come back to beat this lucky, overrated team.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Nah.. they’re pretty good

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by Bockerz on Feb 12, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lucky

hard working, pain in the ass team.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be the Blues

and I’m so glad I’m rooting for them because I’d hate to be playing them.
This year, finally, they are playing almost 60min a game. The last 5 years they’ve taken a break in at least one period.
I think they were sneaking in a buffet

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ken Hitchcock

must murders puppies if they take a period off… All of his teams always work their tails off…

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn't happy when I heard he was hired

but he is a very changed coach. Much more lose and quite witty.
When asked in the second period about Andy Mac (who hasn’t played for him until tonight) he said
‘Wow, brand new player, looks like he can play on our team’

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant lucky in this game.

But I also feel like they can’t possibly maintain the level of goaltending they’re getting,

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

After 50+ games I think it tilts away from that.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Craig Anderson had one amazing year too. Elliot’s career save % is .907.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Anderson is a great goalie.......

When the team doesn’t run him into the ground. His next contract should demand a decent backup.

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

their goaltending

really hasn’t been that spectacular… They just don’t give up good chances.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Elliot’s SV% is .939 and Halak’s is .919

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

.919 is perfectly reasonable. Elliot’s is high, but I’d bet it’s from playing weaker competition, much like Greiss has a better sv % than Niemi

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Halak is a very, very good goalie. The Blues also pretty clearly play good team defense.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Just glancing over their game logs it seems fairly even.

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been all Halak lately though right?

I know Elliot carried the load early, that wasn’t going to last.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Halak started the season very slow

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

halak

got pulled against NJ 2 games ago and the Blues battled back from 3-1 to win in a shootout.
Elliott played yesterday.
It’s been pretty even I think

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks need to understand that a good defence means creating offence in the other team's end.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

boring? yes. lucky? I wouldn’t say so. They really do show how much hard work can pay off.

by JamesGotALeg on Feb 12, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The Blues and the refs they blew before the game can suck my dick!

That double penalty was bullshit. where the hell was the “elbow”?

by StevieV17 on Feb 12, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

Language, young man!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Score some goals Sharks so we don’t have to be upset about those 5 on 3’s…

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

The Sharks: And not a single fuck was given for this game.

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

two-zero against the blues has to change, sharks.
RIGHT.
FREAKING.
NOW.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Refs call 3 penalties on San Jose

Blues make score 3-0

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

haha....ha.....ha..............

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

It would be pretty easy to score RIGHT. FREAKING. NOW. while the Blues are in the locker room

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

5 penalties on the Sharks to the Blues 1. And three 5-3s.

For a team that doesn’t commit a lot of penalties, this is weird.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

I'm looking for it to be evened up

in the 3rd. Personally I think the elbow was weak.

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to even up three 5-3 situations, at this point. Maybe the Sharks get a marginal power-play, but it won’t make up for it.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure if I ever meet a ref in my life, I’ll probably kill him. In a painful fashion.

by JBarrow on Feb 12, 2012 5:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

No.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Good, good.

Let him be surprised, and plausible deniability keeps us from being tried as accomplices.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

The Sharks are playing well defensively tonight, despite being down 2-0. Most of the Blues’ chances are perimeter shots, nothing too dangerous. A few blown calls and 5-3’s is the difference right now. Hope the Sharks catch a 2nd wind and push through the 3rd period by scoring at will.

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by Pavsisaninja on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Winchester may have scored some nice goals this year.

But he has taken a god-awful amount of penalties for his ice time. I’m afraid he is going to Eager us in the playoffs.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

ENTHUSIASMMMM!!!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

According to BTN he takes 1.6 per 60. (Most on the team minus Frazer McLaren)

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

And on the other hand, Mitchell is like second on the team in drawing penalties per 60. Never stop falling Torrey!

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Winchester draws them at a decent pace, about average for the team. Yeah, he hurts us, but I think that’s going to be the trend with more physical players. Vandy, Desi, Cranky are all high up on that list as well, though not as high as Winchester.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

If we had a good PK, his chippiness would come in handy.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

our PK has been pretty good for quite awhile now, can’t do much with 5-3’s though

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by Pavsisaninja on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve got an improved PK, but I’m not sure it’s really good yet. I don’t feel like we can provoke the other teams and get them off their game (a la Vancouver or the Ducks in years past) and not worry about the consequences.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know any team that can provoke Vancouver and reliably get away with it… it took Boston 7 games and they are one of the best PK teams in the league.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

No, the other way. Vancouver has players that provoke the other team. Lapierre, Burrows, Kesler. They’ll take a slashing penalty, and not worry to much about being scored on because their defense is really good, and their offense is awesome.

When Boston started kicking their ass 5-5, they couldn’t get into their usual rhythm.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

And with only two bottom-six forwards that are reliable short-handed we need some help. cough Gaustad

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

welcome to the Rifleman

that was the problem in St Louis and we thought he should’ve used that big body more.

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The local band playing is named Situation: Tranquil

That’s a good way to describe how it feels to watch a St. Luis Blues game. I’ve been more excited waiting for paint to dry.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Not to be a big downer

But good fucking luck to the Sharks in coming back from down two in the third against this Blues team.

I think the Blues’ style of play simply serves to demoralize opponents. Usually it happens because of the good goaltending, though—not the shitty officiating.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 12, 2012 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

Penalties

Burns and Desjardins were both legitimate penalties as was Clowe’s. Bottom line is you can’t take bad penalties and not expect to get burned.

It would also help if the Sharks played with more nasty in their game to draw some powerplays of their own.

by hit 'em on Feb 12, 2012 5:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Or tonight, speed and puck control. That’s how we draw penalties. When we don’t have those aspect, we look like a shitty shitty team.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, both of those factors depend heavily on the quality of the ice, which has been mediocre to downright poor all night. Of course the solution to that would be to get down and dirty in the corners. Hopefully the Sharks can do that here in the 3rd.

by JamesGotALeg on Feb 12, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, I’d expect the Sharks to shy away from playing too physical. They’re getting nailed.

They can cycle well if they establish the zone, even with poor ice.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Frustration

I am more frustrated by what Shark players do (Burns, Desjardins) than I am the ref.

3rd period on, time to mount a comeback.

by hit 'em on Feb 12, 2012 5:56 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

maybe they need to pretend they are playing columbus.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

All I'm hoping for is 1 goal

Against this team, anything else is unrealistic…

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

I'm watching the game...

faith is overrated, I rely on evidence.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

One period to change the tune. Let's go.


I BELIEVE SHARKS

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

Go power play go

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

As much as this game may suck

I’m taking solace in the fact that the only two goals against have come on a 5v3.

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

Makeup call?

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

Uh, Drew, that call doesn’t even up anything. We’re three 5-on-3s away from anything being even.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

While some of the calls have sucked

Hard to place all the blame on the refs. Some of those penalties were just flat out dumb mistakes by the Sharks.

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

...

…..

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

This PP is garbage.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Sheeze Sharks

get on it already

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

I could have watched the Grammy's instead tonight?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

This is still more entertaining

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah..

I don’t think you could pay me to watch the Grammy’s…

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on Sharks...

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

pavsssss if only that went in

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

no shots on goal?!!! was he kidding?! what are the actual shots on goal in this game

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

18-22

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

okay. deep breaths.

GO SHARKS

off to find my hat, it’s cold tonight anyway

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The list of teams in the West I think would beat the Sharks in a series

is growing

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

Not really.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yes really.

Plank did an article on this a few days ago.

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

A little outdated and not from Plank here.

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I have concerns about that article

Sure, the numbers don’t look good against the top 5 teams, but I’d be interested to see how other teams stack up in that metric. I would think that your Fenwick is typically raised by playing weaker teams, so that trend should follow all of the top teams, where it looks fairly pedestrian against top teams, and then picks up against the weaker teams.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't like their odds vs. Chicago, Vancouver or St. Louis in a best of 7.

So, best case is what, hoping Chicago drops to 7th/8th, get LA/Nashville in round 1, Detroit in round 2, then crap ourselves vs. whoever in the conference finals. Just disappointing.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Frankly, we’re not going to be dominant against elite teams, and for the most part that’s true of all the other elite teams playing each other as well.

Really good teams beat up on the middle and lower tier teams and are more or less .500 against the best teams.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Except the Wings. We can weirdly kick their ass anywhere, anytime. I dunno about whether that would be true right now, though.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I feel like this team was specifically constructed to beat the Wings.

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

…only to find that other teams passed the Wings for the “team to beat” mantle.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Did we murder Halak?

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

nah

just got him with a stick in the back by Winny

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

we just made him a zombie

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Save us Jami McGinn

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

Jamie McGinn too

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I DIDNT WANT TO DO THIS BUT


GO SHARKS

I BELIEVE

YOU WILL WIN THIS PIECE OF SHIT

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

PP take 3

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

PP

can the Sharks score this time?

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Well that was a weak one

for you guys

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Your boys are doing a good job of strangling the life out of the Sharks’ offense.

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by Nael M. on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, refs...

Weak call.

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Are you just now seeing the calls that gave the Blues three 5-on-3s?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, the delay of game is an automatic.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, a power play.

At least the Blues won’t be in our zone now.

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

This Blues' defense

is frustrating me.

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by yoshifan on Feb 12, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

and six other men

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Just score one freaking goal in Missouri this year.

Geez.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

nemo

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

NEMO

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

Sad

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This is just shit.

Shit, shit, shit.

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

I really hope this game is just a pratfall, and not an indication of what the next month is going to look like for this team.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

hope so

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think it is.

I’m expecting us to score in bunches tomorrow against Washington.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Blues had more shots on that PP than the Sharks.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

This Sharks team better get better by the Playoffs.

This is unacceptable.
If it doesn’t work try something else god damn it!

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

i hope games like this teach them stuff

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

They never do.

Things I hate about this team:
1. They never learn.
2. Any little thing throws them completely off their game.

I’m being a little dramatic, but it’s basically true.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This game is perfect example of that.

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Of being a little dramatic?

I agree.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

They could just do what the Blues did — barely change the roster but still become twice as good.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It's one game.

I know we’ve had some rough patches, but this is a team that needs a trim, not a haircut. The Blues rely heavily on special teams and goaltending. They honestly just got a quicker jump out the gate with those 5 on 3s.

One game. Lesson learned: Don’t take stupid penalties early.

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, this is how we play against good teams.

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by Diamondback15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

TRADE EM ALL

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

Isn't that a Metallica album?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They had more shots on the PK

Than we had on the PP. Great.

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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:14 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

niemiiiii

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

You mean Halak's SHUTOUT?

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Did someone say SHUTOUT?

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Halak has a SHUTOUT right now

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Power play take 4

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

another PP

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Aight

Now get some SOG, yes?

Dany Heatley=All-star.
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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I really hope they do that thing where they force a pass at the blue line. I love that one.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Pavs got tripped

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

Does the PP benefit us, or them?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

Unless they call another penalty

them, because the clock will just run. 5×3 goals only.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It really frustrates me when a team that’s already beat us twice gets all the calls and all the bounces.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Embarrassing

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

nooo

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

This is annoying

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

Is it too early to pull the goalie…?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

If the PP won't work

That won’t either.

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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Randy's voice is sooo pissed off right now

I’m loving his quips, laughing so hard.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

Trade Rumors

Has anybody heard any trade rumors lately? I’ve heard possibly Ray Whitney or David Jones, but that’s about it. Sharks could definitely use a 2nd/3rd liner who can score.

by Drumzan on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

You must be new here.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I am new here

That’s why I bring it up!

by Drumzan on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Lurk moar.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was unnecessary….

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Whitney is a playmaker, and small. I don’t know how much he’d help. Dunno about Jones.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a big guy, right handed shot

but he doesn’t PK much, so I don’t think he’d fit the role of 2nd/3rd-line winger that we need. If we’re replacing Mitchey at some point, we better make sure it’s someone who can play his short-handed minutes.

by bezzerkker on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Eklund said Moen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEKLUNDHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn blocked shots

That’s the problem.

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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I feel like this is one of those games Havlat would have scored in.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

boring hockey.

We gave up 2 5 on 3 goals… I just don’t care about the outcome of this game.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

being tripped by your own goalie--if that had made it in, it would have been embarassin!!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Hey doofus brigade: you can still play good hockey without your dads watching.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

But they lost in Phoenix…

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

True enough. My beautifully constructed joke just fell apart.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much just lost all credibility there

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t we have a rotating schedule? Like a school trip chaperone, one of the Dads has to be in attendance at every game?

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Welp

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by Joeface on Feb 12, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

it's a house horse

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha.

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't even care about the Sharks chances of beating the Blues in the playoffs

It would just be so boring that it would feel like a punishment rather than a reward for the regular season.

by Klayver on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

who do we play against next....

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

i’m scared

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wash

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Caps tomorrow

So we can forget about this game

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

will they send out 641 grams of free khirgiz vodka to every sharks fan

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There is an awful lot of bitching

For what has transpired this game… we’re losing a game, because of 2 out of 3 successful 5 on 3’s by the Blues… we just beat the Blackhawks, the Blues are doing absolutely nothing at even strength except clogging the neutral zone.

One game doesn’t predict our future guys.

As to this game, meh, I don’t care.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, if it weren't for the refs

this would be a 0-0 game and we’d just be complaining about how boring a playoff series this matchup would be.

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by Nael M. on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

We are doing that anyway.

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by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Good points.

This game is just painful though

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to buy the team learns from their mistakes when this game

is basically a carbon copy of the other game in St. Louis.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Where...

they beat us with a 5 on 3 power play goal?

You want to wonder what the chances of them getting 4 games of 7 where they can pull that off where the Sharks don’t get pissed and take the physicality back to them?

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Given enough time, they'll get a 5x3 before the Sharks score in Missouri.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Blues will hold us to 0 goals in a 7 game series, I see that happening.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe

But I fucking hate St. Louis.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

me too. and fuck monsanto too

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

....

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by Kazoonole on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

That's gotta be fake.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah

Vlasic shot Joe in the ass.

Dany Heatley=All-star.
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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

thanks for getting a genuine laugh out of me

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

great, a PK

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

I switched channels, and Chris Brown is autotune sing-dancing.

I can’t catch a break.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

he should be taken out of stardom for beating up his girlfriend.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rihanna's boxing partner, eh?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure that “partner” is the right word there.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 12, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst game of the year?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Somehow they topped the last game against St. Louis!

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Blergh

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

sheeze

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by Soloact on Feb 12, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Welp, see you guys tomorrow

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

3 easy ish goals

Kinda hard to do anything…

Dany Heatley=All-star.
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by dfh15 on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

hah

Don’t care. Nice lob.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:29 PM PST reply actions  

Ironically

I almost predicted a sharks lose by shutout on the little facebook “predict who scores first for SJ and be entered to win a signed puck by that player”

by Justin_Freebords on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

That's ironic?

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Kids today...

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

dontcha think?

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Alanis Morissette is ruining our education system.

Damn Canadians…

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

learn from this boys

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 12, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Well guys

I hope your trip is better. The Blues have a few long trips the end of Feb and into Mar. I feel for you.

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

I feel for you

Having to watch games like that regularly must be awful.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I like watching winning games

not sure what you mean.

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We do lots of that too

But games like this when we win are still annoying and dull.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

I’ve found FTF to be a good place
I always find myself rooting for you guys when not playing the blues in the playoffs ,which has obviously been lacking the past few years

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by luvhockey on Feb 12, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you still here? Sorry the Mr. decided we needed to go out for dinner.

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by Merope on Feb 12, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably better than watching this game….

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So …
as to inanimate objects… there’s this orange and black thing that Brian Wilson had something to do with on Opening Day in 2011 < nudge > < nudge > < wink > < wink >
that nobody else has laid claim to. If I wasn’t fond of my dead guy I’d seriously consider adopting that hint, hint…

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by Merope on Feb 12, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the thing that he ran across the field with and raised? ::wink wink::

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yup, yup…
be a neat thing to lay claim to, I mean if you don’t have your heart set on a real live player or something.

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by Merope on Feb 12, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It will probably be better than the dreck I am left with by the time the draft finally comes to me. Thanks for the idea!

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck!

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by Merope on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope so, too. That was ugly on our part. Nice job capitalizing, and making us look like keystone kops.

Sorry some posters here are being dicks to you….

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by ievans on Feb 12, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not being a dick

I just dislike Hitchcock hockey, have since he coached the Stars.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

So basically, the Sharks won't win the cup because they don't know how to overcome tough opponents.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say

This game put me in a bad mood.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 12, 2012 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Watch Clone High, you'll feel better.

http://tehcake.com/video/Clonehigh/1×1.php

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Just bored me

FTF then put me in a bad mood. I think the only poster that didn’t get on my nerves at one point was the Blues fan…

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what.

How can I get on your nerves, I’m wonderful.

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

What I'm trying to say is...

One game isn’t enough for me to declare the Sharks doomed.

It is however enough to declare you all horrible people

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

...

See you all tomorrow! :)

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

But you're horribler

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah

It’s why I’m here! I blend in.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not gonna jump on the "Sharks are doomed" wagon

But I didn’t really care for this particular game at all.

They didn’t play well, and took a lot of bad penalties that cost them. It ain’t the season ending, but it did look bad.

Also I hate the Blues and hate even more when they get wins.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think they are doomed

Just pointed out that they have struggled against top tier teams this year.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

We're all doomed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Bite my glorious golden ass!

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I just haven't seen any evidence of that...

Not any more so than any other top tier team.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

But should this game be considered struggling?

(For the billionth time) St. Louis only scored on 5 on 3’s.

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm looking forward to the Neutral article

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That's my usual routine.

And if it supports me I’ll voice something and if it doesn’t I’ll ignore it.

/justkiddingbutnotreallysortof

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Whether they won with PPGs or in the shootout, they shut the Sharks down.

Sharks gotta find a way to get past that.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks shutdown the Blues even strength and 4 on 5.

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by idunno723 on Feb 12, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And that's fair, but we generated approximately zero offence tonight.

We can call it a learning experience for now, but this stuff tends to happen every post-season.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

2 games. TWO!

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by Bockerz on Feb 12, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

*Western top tier

I keep forgetting that. We own the East.

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Show me stats from the other top tier West teams against other top tier west teams

The only stats I’ve seen show us doing well, but it was in January. I don’t know what to make of the Fenwick numbers because there is nothing to compare them to. Yes, against the top 5 teams we don’t do better than average, but considering our normal Fenwick number blows that out of the water, it’s really hard to say what that means.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

It’s just that I have Center Ice and watch hockey every night that I see other teams screw up regularly too. It’s not like Vancouver, Boston, Detroit or Chicago play 60 min every game either. They regularly get whole games of sucktitude that we’re use to.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

For sure

I wasn’t trying to sound all panicky above. Here’s an article that kind of supports what I was saying above.
http://www.fearthefin.com/2012/2/5/2772694/weekly-playoff-probabilities-bonus-fenwick-analysis

by Briceratops on Feb 12, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, again my issue is the same

Our Fenwick is decidedly less against top tier teams, but my wager is that would be true across the board for all teams. Usually you inflate your stats against bad teams, so when you filter all of the bad teams out of your percentages, they come down and appear below average.

I’d need to see a fenwick chart of all 8 western playoff teams like the one the Sharks have there to draw any real conclusions about how we stack up.

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by Evilducks on Feb 12, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya

I think that’s why I have a very high tolerance for the ups and downs of the Sharks as well.

They were fine tonight 5 on 5, got beaten twice while down 2 players…crappy game but it’s not like they weren’t trying.

Hitchcock hockey makes me want to pull my damn hair out!!!!

by milanahalek on Feb 12, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Precisely what I was getting at with my comment about being put in a bad mood by this game. Some just have a way of wearing you, the viewer, down a lot, too.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 12, 2012 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like a few specific FTFers should make a conscious effort be be a little more positive, for the benefit of those with generally shitty, unhappy lives.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 12, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Blame it on me, we didn’t watch the game live. We went for a walk and dvr’d it.

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by Merope on Feb 12, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Bringer of doom.

by JBarrow on Feb 12, 2012 7:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

This has got to be the 5th (?) time we’ve been shut out this season. Honestly, I don’t care if a goal is waved off because you tackled the goalie, just get SOMETHING by him. Preferably a few pucks.

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