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Gameday Thread: Sharks @ Lightning

San Jose Sharks at Tampa Bay Lightning, Feb 16, 2012 4:30 PM PST



I don't have a prediction for the final score but I do have a feeling Logan Couture scores an early power play goal.

Go Sharks!

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Hit in the throat by the puck

deflected off his stick as he blocked a pass

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that looked rough

He’s one tough sob though.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

COOOCH! NEMO! BRAUN stick-save!

Go Sharks!

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"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

19, eh?

Yzerman was offended that his # was scoring so few goals.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

GO SHARKS.

So that Moore trade. Does he play 2nd or 3rd line?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

3rd, definitely

He’s good, first of all (he even tore it up in Toronto offensively a few years back, though that’s not his game). And I doubt DW gives up a 2nd round pick for a 4th rounder. Whatever the arrangement of lines, I expect a good chunk of minutes for Moore once he learns the system.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 16, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

booooooo

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"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

Booooooooooooo

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

Darn rebounds

didn’t have a chance to prevent that one.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Feb 16, 2012 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

greiss isn't in net.

Was there ever any doubt?

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not sure if you have an irrational hate of Niemi or just an irrational love of Greiss…

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

But also, he thinks Marc-Edouard Vlasic is bad at Defense, so judge accordingly

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

love for greiss is rational

he has been a rally solid back up this season, and is super cheap

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by JakeBot on Feb 16, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

His price tag won't last for long

At which point, he becomes an average goaltender with an average cap hit

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And by then

Lord Stalock shall be back to NHL ready

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by JakeBot on Feb 16, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

if by 'average' you mean 'doesn't let 5 in a night'

Then yes, I agree.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Niemi has given up 5 goals once this season

Exactly the same number of times as Greiss

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad.

4.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

FOR THE SHARKS!

BE SPECIFIC!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

All you can eat seats

must be made by Wonka

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Lol

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Feb 16, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

But, hey! We didn’t get scored on.

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 16, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, the one game Roloson is going to be against the Sharks and against my fantasy team!

I need him to suck twice as much so he is going to stop twice as much, fuck this shit.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 16, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

COLIN WHITE DIDN'T TURN THE PUCK OVER!

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:05 PM PST reply actions  

TB likes to climb on Sharks' backs

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

Well, some of them are rather small and thus need to do so to see

by WhatsAMataHari on Feb 16, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So that's how tuberculosis is contracted

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking news

Dominic Moore will wear #18 according to Kevin Kurz

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Indeed

But hell, Wellwood wore #20

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Fun fact:

They just took the “Nabokov” nameplate and replaced it with “Wellwood.”

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ROFL

… ‘cause he’s fat. I totally get it ;)

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:16 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I was gonna say we take bets on his number.

i was gonna guess 18 or 91.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

More like a lot Moore

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It is

A 2nd rounder is supposed to net you a #3 or #4 defenseman

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats the going rate for 3rd line PKers

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Feb 16, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Roloson dive

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

dammit

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Oh. One of THESE games.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

exactly my thoughts

by BFU on Feb 16, 2012 5:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Net Front Presence

It works

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks need to remember this

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

We dont start the 2nd on the PK!

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Thank Stalock

I think…

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I am huge Niemi hater.............. so keep that in my mind

but that was a bad goal, he should have had it.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 16, 2012 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

He should have

But he was screened, and it was a pretty perfect shot.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't see a screen, and it was a pretty weak shot.

At least that’s how it looked to me.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 16, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Malone was parked firmly in Niemi's sightline

Niemi’s angle wasn’t perfect, he left a small window far side, and that’s where he got beat.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He was screened, but it was a five hole goal, and he was down in the butterfly. That is, it was shot right into him and it managed to go in. I like Nemo, but I agree, it was a soft goal, not the type we need on a 9-game road trip. Still 2 more periods for him to be awesome in, though.

by JBarrow on Feb 16, 2012 5:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

y dose every1 has to h8 Niemo?!!!1

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he's overpaid

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

just curious

Other than Quick (and his absolute bargain of a contract) who do you think ranks ahead of Nemo as far as contract value?

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:24 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Not many

Once a goaltender is past his ELC, he’s pretty much always going to be overpaid. In Niemi’s case, I think he’s overpaid by about $750K. Compared to the Cap, whatever, not a big deal.

Niemi is a reasonable value at $3.8. I just think he could have been had for $3.2 or so.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder why we weren't more upset with Nabby when he was here

When his cap hit was $5.375M his SV%’s were .914, .910, .910, .922

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Plenty of people were upset with Nabby

This board notwithstanding, the narrative on Nabby was always that he left a little to be desired

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nabby was such a weird goalie.

He’d put he great stats, but a lot of the goals he let in were just bad goals, often because of his aggressive positioning.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Nabby was a smaller netminder who relied on reflexes and positioning

Reflexes diminish with age. That’s what happened on his final contract here.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

soft goals vs bad rebounds

Can we just find a way to give sentience to a literal brick wall and just install that before every game

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nashville has one of those.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit

How did they beat us to it. Fire the front office, fire the scouting department.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:41 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

yes

By the standard set by nabby, nemo’s contract seems about right.

It will be interesting to see what kind of contract Nabby gets next year. I wonder if he goes to a contender or the highest bidder (assuming they are not one and the same)

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:33 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nabby

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 16, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I am huge Nabby fan, so it was probably going to happen to whoever was the next starter.

But When he left I felt, okay, at least the youngsters will a have a shot now, then DW goes and signs Niemi who I felt was hugely overrated. As the season wore on I warmed up to him a little bit, but then the playoffs happened and my worst fears were confirmed.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 16, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

Niemi totally failed to bury those chances he had to score

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

No heart, no gpalz.

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Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed
No heart chlamydia, no gpalz.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lololololololololol

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Just turned on the radio feed.

They haven’t changed their commercial reel at all this season.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

The customer gets what he pays for

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The benefit of getting another Ivy League grad

More really stupid taunts from opposing idiots: Patrick Kaleta is NSFW

Just try that on Douglas Murray.

(Of course PIerre McGuire is in the picture, so maybe it was actually directed toward him. Which would be totally acceptable.)

Winter. Time to eat fat and watch hockey. -- Margaret Atwood

by Timorous Me on Feb 16, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Doug Wilson should run for Senate

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Canada doesn't have a Senate

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

... Yes it does.

(insert tongue-in-cheek comment about American knowledge of outside world here)

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly thought it was just referred to as the Upper House

It’s that way in most Parlimentary Governments

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Senate.

The current government wants to abolish the senate, though, as do most Canadians.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The Ducks?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

the Blowhard Representatives of Inanction

Hmmmmm sounds too long to be a team name.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:49 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The Incompetent Old Men,

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

The Calgary Flames?

With certain exceptions, of course. They are the oldest team by average age in the league.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It's appointed, not elected

… and mostly useless… Wait… not so different than the states after all… :-)

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They have the Senators

And we don’t want Wilson to go there.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Then he should run for Queen of England

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Accoding to Doug Wilson

He’ll be on the plane with the team and available for the Carolina game.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HANDZUS

please count

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

GPALZ

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

It should stand

no Shark was involved in the net dislodge

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit Wingels

You gotta hit that cross crease. Reminds me of bastards in NHL 12 who refuse to go cross crease

WOOOOOOOOOOO GOAL!!!!! MCGNYAN!!!!!!

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:36 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yay Mcginn!

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 16, 2012 5:36 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

oops Handzus goal!

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 16, 2012 5:37 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Woo?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Net is clearly off

Net is clearly knocked off by a defensive player.

I think this one will be called back.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

I agree it would have been a goal regardless

But I just don’t see how the play can’t be called dead.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOD

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

Woooooooooo

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

GOOD GOAL, BABY!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

That's a very surprising call

Play should be immediately whistled dead if the net is off the mooring.

I guess we’re giving credit for the fact that the D inadvertantly knocked it off.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve never been clear on that one. I know that the net has to be completely off (i.e., not connected by the little tubes). I also think that maybe if the d knocks it off, and it would have gone in anyways, it is a judgement call.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It's technically off if it's off even one of the moorings

I don’t recall any room for discretion, but there may well be.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't find anything in the rule books

I think we got away with one – surprising since it went to Toronto.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a suspicion

Because it was called a goal on the ice AND the ref never DID blow the play dead, they had no grounds to overturn the call.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be. Weird though. The net and goal rules are pretty spread out in the rule book, but it’s pretty clear that either post free of the post hole is no goal. Oh well. We’ve had enough bad breaks this year.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Woo

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by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Hey TB announcer:

Wah!

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

It was the color guy

They’re indignant about everything

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t collide with eachother

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 16, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Couture and Mitchell limping off.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

From Kurz twitter : Murray is doubtful to return

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 16, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

D. Murray? A. Murray?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that's terrible.

What D can we roll then?

Boyle, Burns, Vlasic, Braun, White, Vandermeer?

Demers better get his ass back in shape. D:

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Demers pretty close? And hopefully D Murray will be okay by tomorrow’s game.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 16, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

D. Murray

Andrew Murray is still in Worcester.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

A. Murray is doubtful to return to San Jose...

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

O.o

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:45 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Trade, you think?

I want a 2nd. ;D

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

they figured out to knock Murray down

Just hit him in the throat with a puck. What a wuss.

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by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:44 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Bad Torrey Mitchell

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

Powah Play

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

Mitchell!! what r u doing

NOT COUTURE!

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 16, 2012 5:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

trade Mitchell for an Android Phone

At least we won’t have to pay for Angry Birds

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Holy Crap.

What a powerplay the last couple of games.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

St. Louis, in November-ish.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Post

Wilson should give the 7th pick for the post.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

dammit Roloson

Can’t you just break a hip or something.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:51 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Stars trade Grossman to Flyers for picks.

“The Dallas Stars have traded defenceman Nicklas Grossman to the Philadelphia Flyers in exchange for a second-round selection in the 2012 NHL Entry Draft – originally Los Angeles’ pick – and a third-round selection in the 2013 NHL Entry Draft – originally Minnesota’s pick.”

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

That’s a good bounty for Grossman. But you knew the Flyers wanted a defenseman, and they also didn’t want to give up one of their young roster players, so I guess it’s okay both ways.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 16, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Well... hate to call it good news...

But I’ve never heard of someone missing games because of a “throat”. He didn’t die… which is good… Hopefully Murray will be ok.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

9 AM on a Sunday?

I love my Sharkies, I do. But that’s asking a lot out of me.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

Good stream...

Sooo…hate to ask, but seeing that first row sports is gone, what other sites are usable, other than atdhenet.tv?

by Goincd3 on Feb 16, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

yes

…..

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEW!

offside

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

wow Boyle

St. Loius needs to not jump there

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 5:55 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Holy smokes.

I was sure that was going to be a breakaway.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 5:55 PM PST reply actions  

Murray to hospital

on his way back
doubtful to return to game

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

Well, he isn't dead.

I wouldn’t be too surprised if he sat out the game tomorrow, but came back for Sunday.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I would rather Nashville do it

And we perpetuate a losing streak

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

McCarthy high sticked, ignored by Tampa announcers. lol.

by Goincd3 on Feb 16, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

Weak

Should have been 4 minutes on Gilroy there.

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

No no no no no no

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

There should be a new rule...

Blood dripping off the end of a stick is cause for an automatic video review of missed
high stick calls.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

F that

dumb.

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck this game.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

No, you know what, fuck Colin White.

Trade this guy for a bag of pucks and get a proper defenceman.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Trouble follows him around.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Put Greiss in.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

PICKLES!!!!!

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

PICKLES

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Good work by Wingels!

by Goincd3 on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

VLASIC

FROM WINGELS.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Wooooooooooo

What an answer. Fffffffffufggggin WIINNGKLKSSSS

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

VLASIC!

Way to respond!

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Thank you Vlasic for making up for Nemo’s f*** up.

by JBarrow on Feb 16, 2012 6:02 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

More so the refs fuck up.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ehhh

You don’t think the Lightning have been a bit lucky with their last two goals? Kinda rough shots/bounces, no?

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

Niemi could have contained it though. And it’s not like he’s been getting pounded by pucks this period. It was literally the first shot on net.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Vlasic!

Wingels makes Pickles tingle.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Always nice to score before they can announce the home team’s :)

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

Is it really 33-16 in shots already? Wow.

Watching off my slingbox at work. Tough to keep track of everything.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO POST THIS.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Woooooooo

Look at Colin White. Take home off d. He’s the missing 2nd/3rd line tweener!

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

WHITE

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

COLIN WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

breaks his schneid

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW!

COLIN WHITE, YOU’RE ALLOWED TO STAY.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

What a terrible rebound by Roloson

by Goincd3 on Feb 16, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Trololololol

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by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Great White Shark!

What is this? I don’t even…

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

YAAAOOOWWWW!!!

Sharks don’t need 4min power-plays after all.

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Nice one

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by JakeBot on Feb 16, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Can't stop watching this

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by JakeBot on Feb 16, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaa

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is....

fantastic

Flem: "Tim are you enjoying the party?"
Timmy: "That would be a fair assumption."

by BrandonMK50 on Feb 16, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: first time I have used the sbnation app to follow a game

Is it just me or does it kinda fuck up on comment threading? When I checked the website it turns out I had missed a lot of comments

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

The read and unread comments aren't sync'd.

Hopefully they’ll have an update that will do that.

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The SBNation App is terrible

It’s glitchy as hell and the interface is garbage

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

^ This times a million.

It crashes my phone pretty often, too. I prefer to just run FTF through the browser.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like it for my Android phone.

Don’t have any issues over here

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren't you on the SBN payroll?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

SBN has a payroll?

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You should get in touch with HR.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Corporate lackeys never show up on the payroll

They’re paid in head pats

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading this as "heated pads".

Thought, “Well that’s considerate of them.”

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Third Coast checks back in for the first time in days as his unwanted Internet less hiatus FINALLY comes to an end.

The mood: Tampa may have the lightning but San Jose has the thunder!

The beer: Always cold, always refreshing Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 16, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Last time he scored was Dec. 28, 2009

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

So I take it we didn’t get him for offense :-)

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

white

I believe our Mr. Taylor called the White goal in the earlier thread. Nicely done.

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

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by MiniMiteMom on Feb 16, 2012 6:08 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Wow. Gotta love this nugget of fail from TSN's comment section (on the Moore trade).
Is he aware that until joe thorton’s traded that he’s no closer to a cup?

Also, great pick of our new boy Moore:

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

TSN’s comment section

What did you expect?

by Briceratops on Feb 16, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Idiocy.

But this is a whooooole new level.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yahoo usually has quality stuff too

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by JakeBot on Feb 16, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much describes all comment sections on major websites.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This

It is amazing because the people I usually interact with on the daily are usually at lease halfway reasonable people. Somehow the inter webs either allows us to see that everybody is faking it or there is a whole section of the populace that doesn’t leave their homes and just spew full on retard across the interwebs

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by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Person IRL: “Marleau’s one of the better players in the league, and a great compliment to the Sharks. He has the occasional off game, but can absolutely dominate when he’s on.”

Same person, online: “MARLEAU IS A FUCKING JOKE, WE SHOULD TRADE THIS SLACKER WHILE WE CAN. WORK ETHIC JUST IS NOT THERE. SURE, HE SCORES HERE AND THERE, BUT HE HAS NO HEART. THERE’S A REASON SHARKS NEVER WON TEH CUPZ, AND HIS NAME IS FATRICK FAILEAU.”

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know what I say IRL?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Touche

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it's a product of the anonymity associated with our online selves

Makes it a lot easier to say what you want when almost nobody knows who you are IRL.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This why I am liking the Facebook commenting on other sites

Still there is a layer of disconnect, but at least your name and profile are out there. To my surprise this hasn’t prevented many people from screwing full on crazy

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by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That's telling me it's not the "anonymous-ness" making people crazy

it’s not directly having consequences to saying whatever derp you did.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

awww

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Another Shark injured. >_>;

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

We have defensive depth.

if Dougie misses a few games it won’t be a huge deal.

by Briceratops on Feb 16, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

No, McGinn looks to be hurt.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What?!?

Didn’t see that what happened?

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by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm listening to the radio feed, so I didn't see it, but the two talking heads were mentioning he looked hurt before the period ended.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes...

What did you see? I have no replay here.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

LeBrun's take on Moore:

“Moore’s move to San Jose
The Lightning are clearly in selling mode, announcing earlier Thursday that they are sitting Pavel Kubina until they move him and trading Dominic Moore to San Jose later in the day. Both are unrestricted free agents on July 1.

This is a terrific pickup by the Sharks. Moore gives the Sharks a versatile player that can play either on the second or third line, kill penalties and help the Sharks in the faceoff circle.

Moore has also raised his level of play the past two playoff years — reaching the conference finals with Montreal in 2010 and with Tampa last spring and playing well during both runs. He’s a gritty, smart player. "

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

Bingo

It’ll be interesting to see where they start him. I like the way Wingels is playing, so maybe not on the top two lines as is sometimes the case for new acquisitions (who can forget Jody Shelley coming in and immediately being put on Jumbo’s line?).

Also, Moore will be just 32 this year, and with the way he looks out there, I don’t see him exactly slowing down right away. Contract terms would be interesting, but I already can’t help but think of him being held onto past this spring.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 16, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Moore starts on Line 2.

If he clicks, he clicks. If not, job’s still up for grabs.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What the...?

I went downstairs to eat dinner and come back to realize that the Sharks scored 3 goals in the 2nd period.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Feb 16, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

tricycle race

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

I can't wait for Idunno to check his twitter.

LOLOLOLOLOL

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

I didn't click the link until now...

thanks?

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed when I found it

Couldn’t post it here. had to show someone.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You are a sad, strange little man.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be worse

I could have crutches and a steel bar attached to a codpiece. ;)

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

RAH!

dingdingdingdingdingdingding

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not convinced you don't.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Five players already have 4 SOG's.

Couture, Pavelski, Mitchell, Wingels, Thornton.

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

Back from work!

How are we looking? I see we’ve scored 4 goals and taken one of their players, too.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Dominated the 2nd

This game shouldn’t be this close.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They've scored three

and Douglas Murray is injured, possibly McGinntendo, too.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, so pretty much like all of the Sharks' close games.

Minus the injuries though. Dougie and McGinn…

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why this is making me laugh as much as it is.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I laugh every time I see it for at least 3 minutes or so

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 16, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were Roloson

I’d just retire right now. Like between periods. And not just because I’m old and sucking. Talk about being hung out to dry.

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by Timorous Me on Feb 16, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Thought he already came back from the hospital?

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by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably precautionary for x-rays

And to monitor swelling

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

hello

what’s the game like? am i too late

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks getting destroyed out there.

No one has any heart.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Exciting

We’re pouring tons of shots on goal. Also, we’re getting a good amount of secondary scoring, but Douglas Murray took a puck to the throat in the early minutes, and Jamie McGinn may be injured.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

DOUGIE NO

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

can you tell me about this trade to take my mind off this bullshit

who’s this moore guy (like that will work)

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dominic Moore

Great PK guy, with a great face-off percentage. His shooting percentage is down and should regress to the mean, resulting in more gpalz. Last year he had an excellent play off performance for a lower-line player, with 11 points in 18 games. He’s a fast skater, left-handed shot and probably loves puppies. Who doesn’t?

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm a lefty. I believe this will be a good fit.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully these injuries aren't as bad as they might seem and we can get them back in the next month.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 16, 2012 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

twatter had better report he's okay. oh gosh was there a lot of blood/was he walking!?!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Puck to the throat

No blood as far as we know

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No blood. Went to the bench. Sat for a bit holding his throat, then to locker room.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

“Precautionary observation” according to sharks spokemen.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Other things according to Twitter

Vietnam War over
Nixon Resigns as President
WWII ends

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Also on Twitter

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Prepare for the hate mail

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you get such accurate, insider information?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

SBNation Benefits

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I said to myself leaving school at 6pm that I'd start my Dynamics homework when I got home.

It’s now 9:30… >_>;

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

You're a liar

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

nou

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Stop it!

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome

I just got back too… Maybe I should go :(

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by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

no, it was me, just got here

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

We should just all leave, just to make sure.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

See above gif.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

wft double post?

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe

Maybe Wilson is a little dyslexic, thinking he was trading for Tampa Bay’s #91 instead of 19, and he’s just too proud to admit it.

by bezzerkker on Feb 16, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

We’re dominating the game, and it’s tied at four. I hate how typical this is.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

We need to sacrifice something to the Hockey Gods

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn't that dougie, freaking A???

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, we already sacrificed a Douglas Murray, and that didn’t work. Who next?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Trade ALL the goalies.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 16, 2012 6:37 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Does this mean LA is trading Quick?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the one hilarious thing about this game is I keep thinking we’re playing the Leafs.

other teams use all the same colors. We don’t.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

Roloson making saves behind the goal line?

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

I must say, having Wingels in the lineup is making a noticeable difference. In a good way.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

ASDLKFJDS;LAKFJ;SLKFJKJFASDKLFLDJSJFAS;FA

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

sheeeze

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

He did

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice goal though ;-)

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

5.

5 dolla. 5 dolla fooot looooooong

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

Well that's a funny looking save....

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by Alex Houston on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

What did TMac say during intermission…?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

rec'd

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

he was drunk.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

You're just now getting that?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NOOOO

WTF WTF

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

Braun misplayed the puck in the crease

Put it in the net instead of clearing it

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it just bounced in off his foot.

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd check the replay again

It looks pretty clearly to be the stick

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hit his shin

Started heading towards the net. He had one chance to clear a bouncing puck. He missed.

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by jMoneyBrah on Feb 16, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Plausible

He did swing with the stick. I thought he made contact.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that one is all on Niemi

He failed to read just how open Braun was

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

wide open

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Put Braun, Burns, and Boyle on the first line

They seem to be doing all the scoring lately.

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by Joeface on Feb 16, 2012 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

Niemi does not look comfortable at all.

by flpfire109 on Feb 16, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

What in the blue fuck is going on with him?

1-3 in his last four starts with a 3.32 GAA and a .887 SV%. Yeesh.

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by Joeface on Feb 16, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

A bad stretch?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever since

he took a puck to the nads

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He had a good game in St. Louis

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the only guy who did

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 20 shots for Tampa

And 5 of them goes in. How miserable.

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by yoshifan on Feb 16, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

Niemi is .750.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Let's say some Our Stalocks for Niemi

Our Stalock who art in goal, hockey be thy game. For every shot on goal, may he save them all the same.

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

Amen.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Gross Bounces

Sharks don’t deserve to be losing right now, lots of luck flowing against the Sharks…

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

They did get the call on what pretty clearly should NOT have been a goal

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, it was good

There was some rule explaining why in the intermission.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in the car

So no

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tampa’s defenseman knocked it off the moorings while the play was occurring. It’s up the ref to decide whether it should count. And it should, otherwise the defense can just bowl through to the net on every rebound play.

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by ievans on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheers

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda of like the mess that would occur if the refs didn’t call interference on defensemen for impeding the forward trying to retrieve the puck he just dumped in. Oh wait.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

At least in that occurrence it’s 2 players battling for the puck. If the neck gets knocked off, play is dead, so it would be a huge advantage to the defense to learn to “accidentally” knock it off the moorings.

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by ievans on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

FIFY

If the neck gets knocked off, play player is dead

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they should leave it up to the ref’s discretion if a player’s neck gets ripped off….

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by ievans on Feb 16, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

If he intentionally rips off his neck before the puck crosses the line, goal counts.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, see that?

Snapped stick on first good chance for Sharks since last Tampa goal? Crap luck.

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

this entire game....is crap luck

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m trying to remember the last time the Sharks got their asses kicked for 95% of a game and carried a 5-4 lead into the final nine minutes of the game and counting…

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

Washington?

Except for the scoreline.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

1-0 win against Chicago

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I seem to remember a game against Chicago that was like that…

by psantangeli on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Wilson and Yzerman’s conversation before the game was making a deal for both team’s skaters to inflate their stats.

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

I think we were on the losing side of that deal

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by Joeface on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

the celtics are getting their asses kicked too i think, so I can't escape

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

I always seem to underestimate Vlasic's speed

dudes pretty fast

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by BrandonMK50 on Feb 16, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

Boy,

The Sharks are playing another strong game I see, I just got home… at least M. Taylor’s prediction of 4 goals ‘for’ was probably correct… nice save percentage Niemi.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 16, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

niemi just handed off that puck and

I heard Mike Myers in the first austin powers going “THROW ME A BONE HERE”

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

Niemi's given up some softies tonight

No worse than Greiss. He manages to give up soft goals in pretty sheltered starts as well. So everyone can feel free to bitch and moan. We’d be no better off with the Meth Squirrel in net.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

He should

No WAY we put Greiss in against Detroit

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Advocating more starts for Greiss

Is like Niners fans chanting “We Want Carr”

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What is your opinion on TSN?

Watched Sportscentre this morning. One of their analysts described Steve Mason as “a struggling all-star who still has the talent”.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My opinion of their opinion?

facepalm

Saying Steve Mason is struggling is like saying that the Pacific Ocean is a little wet.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, don't worry

It the road trip will start getting a little easier on Sunday.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 16, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

TOMMY FUCKING WINGELS

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Wingels

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

WINGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by BrandonMK50 on Feb 16, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

PEANUT BUTTER FOR EVERYONE

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Nice assist from Couture too

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

GLORIOUS!

Wingels!

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

I'm unashamed to say

That one makes me tingle in my special place

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

WOw nice shot

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by waive kent huskins on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Wingels mingles.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

WINGEEELLLS

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Not every comment needs a gif

Play nice with the bandwidth

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

>Implying GhostOfLinkGaetz has a conscience.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

That made me chuckle

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

SORRY GIF POLICE

MAYBE IF WE DIDNT HAVE TO SCORE MORE THAN FIVE I WOULDNT BE POSTING SO MANY

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

All Caps

The font of the righteously indignant?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Could have been worse.

Could have been comic sans.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

IM YELLING

THIS IS HOW I SAY I TOLD YOU SO

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You told me you need to post multiple gifs a game

And damn anyone and everyone else’s bandwidth?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

5 CINCO FIVE

YES THEIR BANDWIDTH DESERVES TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HAYOOL

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to know

So we should just feel free to delete them when they become excessive. Gotcha.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm sure they are

And we have had people leave GDTs when they bog down.

That’s the concern. I get a good laugh too. It’s just something that’s been an ongoing issue.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Subject lines are always appreciated

But even clicking the subject line doesn’t stop them from loading.

There’s a reason we’ve asked users for discretion in posting gifs. It gets a bit annoying when people just say F everyone else when it comes to posting.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They still drag down yer connection speed, even when hidden.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Celebratory gifs are a long standing tradition we like

And the odd gif here and there is fine.

It’s continually asking the same people not to post multiple gifs a thread that gets tiresome.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

You've never had to ask me, ever before.

Nice try though. B)

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Selective Amnesia is not a defense

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

No.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Im waiting to go post crazy just for Elvis.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember a few users that've been banned for deliberately pissing off FTF.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

peanut butter jelly time

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by Kazoonole on Feb 16, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Wow I did not notice we scored (I'm listening to the radio)

WOOOOHOOOOO!!

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

No, I was cooking and didn't notice them screaming.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

nom nom

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That was Wingel's 8 SOG for the game...

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

If at first you don't succeed

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that good?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Meh. Nine would be better.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

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by waive kent huskins on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, compared to how the celtics are being owned this game is beautiful. please BE OKAY DOUGIE

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Refuse to lose this mess of a game.

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by ievans on Feb 16, 2012 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

For real for real

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by ievans on Feb 16, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone else notice Clowe congratulate Logan instead of Wingels?

The kid gets no respect!

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by BrandonMK50 on Feb 16, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

C'mon

Would YOU believe that Wingels scored that goal over Couture?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

logan and he are just too close. favoritism about kids, I suffer it

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, this has been one hell of a back and forth game.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 16, 2012 7:00 PM PST reply actions  

Stupid stanchion kept it in during last play. I hate stanchions.

by JBarrow on Feb 16, 2012 7:02 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

they're evil

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by BrandonMK50 on Feb 16, 2012 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cmon Sharks

One hard offensive push!

TWSS

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

And breathe...

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

OT

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

i have a feeling sharks coaching staff was peeking at Tmac's phone to see what's happening with murray

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

I’m gonna say it now before the shootout has a chance to sour my mood. On this road trip, I’m just happy to get points.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

What was the last game the Sharks won in OT?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

10-29

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. Wow.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Against the Islanders?

At least, that’s the last I remember.

Ozolinsh should have shot the damn puck, and Cheechoo should have hit Korolyuk's pass out of the air... but they'll get there.

by Advocate on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Despite Niemi's best effort otherwise,

The Sharks somehow picked up a point… hopefully the Sharks can get 3 of 4 points with a win tomorrow night.

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

Goodness

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by waive kent huskins on Feb 16, 2012 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

Rollie.

Stop that.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

WOW

I didn’t know Boyle had a spin in him

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by waive kent huskins on Feb 16, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

This game is crazy

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

They’re trying to kill me

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 16, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like excitement.

inhale….exhale….

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

This game has playoff-esqe excitement

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by waive kent huskins on Feb 16, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

Without playoff-esque competition to boot!

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Road trip has officially begun for Randy Hahn.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

I HATE MY LIFE

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

DAmmit

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by Soloact on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

FHASOIHOATIHAFINFIJOIWJSAF:mj

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Damn, damn, damn

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by Alex Houston on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

darthvaderno.avi

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Welp

No need to worry about the GIF count now

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck Tampa Bay. They far from deserved to win that game.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

6 goals wasn't enough?

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

One goal came right after a missed 4 minute penalty from the refs.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN

hell of an overtime. would have liked to better play from nemo tonight though, and I don’t often say that

by JamesGotALeg on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Pikachu won.

goodnight guys

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

ROLLIE stole the game in OT

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by waive kent huskins on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

50 shots on goal

to their 26.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Wow Clowe

You’re just going to let Martin St. Louis just STAND in front of the net?

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck.

How does this even happen?

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 16, 2012 7:14 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Niemi.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Sharks.

Play great, but give up bad goals.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, whatever. Good effort, just bad result

Good to be back regardless. I look forward to continuing the run again on FTF.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed

We played great, lost in overtime. Whatevs.

by Briceratops on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Moore gonna play tomorrow? I wanna see what he can do, and...

Niemi sucked balls today – oops. Hopefully Greiss plays well tomorrow

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

He'll be on the plane

Greiss I think just went from Probably to Certain for tomorrow

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodnight, everyone.

The Sharks… ah, what’s the point.

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

So what's Niemi's save %? Like .700?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

Depressing

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

.769

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by PNK on Feb 16, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

.914 on the season

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So what's Niemi's save %? Like .700?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

God damn it Niemi. I know that last goal was hard to stop, but he could’ve stopped at least 2 of the goals against. Like seriously? 6 goals on TWENTY FIVE SHOTS?! Pathetic. Glad to see our offense actually played tonight though.

by JBarrow on Feb 16, 2012 7:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Typical Sharks game

A bunch of shots on goal but no victory is at hand.

Proud to be a brony.

by yoshifan on Feb 16, 2012 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

for fuck sake.....

horrible goaltending

Haters Gonna Hate

by Wreckonized on Feb 16, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Short-term this game sucks.

Long-term at least they got a point

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Quantum-term

This game could appear and disappear instantaneously.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Glad SOMEONE has an understanding of quantum mechanics. :P

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

At least we didn’t give up the second point to a Western team.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 16, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

im so pissed

………

Haters Gonna Hate

by Wreckonized on Feb 16, 2012 7:22 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Before the game Patrick Marleau was like “Hey guys, let’s just get only one point tonight so we’ll have 69. It’ll be hilarious! Guys? …get it?”

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Is there a site where you can watch old Sharks games?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 16, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

i'd like to know

what neemos sv % has been like the past 5-10 starts. seems like he’s let in around 5 goals per game!!

by 408sharks on Feb 16, 2012 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

Niemi's SV% of his last ten games (not cumulative)

0.964
0.81
0.867
1
1
0.826
0.889
0.909
0.926
0.76

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That's good for an average .895 SV%

That’s not even borderline, that’s just disappointing. I know he’s a goaltender that likes playing in the heat of the moment/playoffs, but when you give up six GA you make the rest of the team work harder to catch up.

Bottom line: They may not matter to him, but Nemo’s got to start giving a fuck in these games against lesser teams, so his teammates don’t have to constantly work to dig themselves out of a hole each night. Especially in the thick of a nine game road trip, that’s the last thing you want to do your team.

Nemo, pick it the fuck up.

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by Joeface on Feb 16, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That's .935 SV% in his last ten games.

.868 in his last five games is the problem.

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

More spotty goal tending from Niemi

I feel bad for the boys. They played really hard….

by Tiberon07 on Feb 16, 2012 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

Niemi Did have a bad game, but hes not to blame on all 6. How do we lose Stamkos twice in those areas? ALsoit seems like they scored on 90% of their chances some luck/ bad bounces combined with inability to clear puck at Key moments for the most part they didn’t let TB sustain to much offensive zone time. How does a team that puts up 50 shots, working hard as TMC would say to earn penalties not draw one past mid way mid way? I saw at least 4 that comes to mind , Interference / holding the stick/ Double Minor High stick -tb scores and gets momentum 25 later ………and a clear Cross Check right in front of TB NET. Sharks gave them 5 of 6 imo sad to have that kind of luck all crammed into one night I thought other then the stamkos Goals they dictated the game….

Downie was lucky (niemi), St louis at the end I thought was also fortunate off braun sad the sharks probably had 25 scoring chances and got 5 goals should of had 8 if more luck went our way tonight, TB probably had 10 which they scored on 6… I don’t think the hockey gods would of let SJ win tonight … they could of at least went to a SO dammit. We dominated the entire Ot period too I thought boyle’s spin o rama was in…..finish chances!

by Rohans on Feb 16, 2012 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

Martin St. Louis alone in front of the net on the OTGW

That is all.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ANd no one said that he was

He’s just not making enough key saves. In fact, in most games he’s being outplayed by the opposing goalie.

by Tiberon07 on Feb 16, 2012 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact, in most games he’s being outplayed by the opposing goalie.

Evidenced by…

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

his losing record

…wait…

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you watch the games!!!!!????

If not, go back and check the box scores…

by Tiberon07 on Feb 16, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Players have good stretches... and then bad stretches.

It’s how hockey works. Or life in general if you want to say that.

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by idunno723 on Feb 16, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Very true

I’d rather see Niemi get hot during the playoffs…

by Tiberon07 on Feb 16, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

to add on to my ramble

We got a point better then nothing, I liked the battle back every time they gave up a stanker, but they left one point on the table tonight.

by Rohans on Feb 16, 2012 7:47 PM PST reply actions  

Also For the Record

On a night where we gave up 6 goals, Vlasic was a +3.

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

Unfortunately

Goal Scorer Colin White was a -3

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 16, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

We got a point.

Hope Murray is ok. Yay for Moore. Nothing else matters, move on to the next one.

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by Pavsisaninja on Feb 16, 2012 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

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