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Gamethread: Sharks @ Jackets

San Jose Sharks at Columbus Blue Jackets, Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM PST




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Mitchell and Vandermeer are the scratches for tonight.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

Okay everyone.

Mentally award Columbus one goal. Colin White is playing.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Interesting Rick Nash fact: You can see his jersey in Ides of March.

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

HEY! THAT’S MY RICK NASH FACT!!!

Fear the Fin: "I've always said that if you don't have the motivation within you... It's not Doug Wilson's job to motivate me. I've got motivation within myself, especially going through some of the experiences that I had last year." - Nick Petrecki

by Matthew_Taylor on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoops…

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

LET'S WIN, SHARKS!

We want a blow-out!

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

Well...at least you got half of your wish granted

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's some help on those links:

Relevant news for today

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Entertain me!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Was hoping to watch this one on TV

But FS-Ohio is showing some crappy NBA game.

Go Sharks!

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Work is interfering with my hockey.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

Work

Minor Penalty, 2 minutes for interference.

Sharks fail to convert the Power Play because they are the chokiest chokers who ever choked.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Columbus scores first because of course they do

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Welp

We’re all going to die

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

Screen shot

Reaction save, no one clears the front of the net. I don’t know how that’s on Niemi.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

id prefer

a little more of an aggressive cover vs loosely putting your glove over the puck. But then again everyone was standing around staring at niemi waiting for a whistle so that didnt help either

by Justin_Freebords on Feb 21, 2012 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

because this is ftf

niemi might as well be still playing for Chicago.

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Where are those quick whistles the refs were blowing in the Detroit game?!?

Hmm…I wonder.

"Sometimes when the hockey gods f*** you over, the only thing you can do is hope they leave you a twenty on the dresser."

by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

If the Sharks lose this one

I can’t wait for more of these “BLOW UP THE TEAM!” peeps to rear their heads.

"Sometimes when the hockey gods f*** you over, the only thing you can do is hope they leave you a twenty on the dresser."

by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

We're so good

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

We certainly look like Stanley Cup contenders, don't we?

Yep, fo sho.

"Sometimes when the hockey gods f*** you over, the only thing you can do is hope they leave you a twenty on the dresser."

by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

...................

what

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

Al is back in Worchester

He could do it. Awesome in Stockton. Just one game—-scratch Nemo, play Greiss, Al backs up Greiss. Would that get Nemo pissed enough to play?

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Feb 21, 2012 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I just tuned in.

Sorry folks, I’ll show myself out now.

"I've seen enough movies to know that popping the back of a raft makes it go faster!" - Troy Barnes, Community
Free Demers!

by Kuzcotopia on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

Here we go.................

Fuck this shitty team.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:21 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAHA.

Oh God.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

I blame the people that called this game a guaranteed win.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

At least one of my packages came today!

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 4:22 PM PST reply actions  

Was it a Sharks jersey?

"Sometimes when the hockey gods f*** you over, the only thing you can do is hope they leave you a twenty on the dresser."

by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but bay area related

My order from springman records came.
Phenomenauts Comic + 7 inch + Sticker.
+ a What would Henry Rollins Do? Sticker

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I want that WWHRD sticker!

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Shirt patches and stickers?

http://www.silversprocket.net/blog/we-make-stuff/mitch-clem-store/

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing to see here people, nothing at all...

move right along, that’s right…move right along everyone.

"Sometimes when the hockey gods f*** you over, the only thing you can do is hope they leave you a twenty on the dresser."

by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Like. For fuck sakes. We're playing COLUMBUS, not Gretzky Oilers.

This team needs big changes. This is insane.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Just got on to see Carter bury the 2nd one

2 questions.
How bad was the unsportsmanlike call?
Story on the first goal?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Lackadaisical D, failure to clear, and 5-hole. Any more questions?

"Sometimes when the hockey gods f*** you over, the only thing you can do is hope they leave you a twenty on the dresser."

by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Just frustration. But I have a rad comic book to cheer me up!

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like the unsportsmanlike call was an unintentional snow shower. Pavs has a reputation for that now?

by Uvnod on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

unsportsmanlike was snowing the goalie.

It was either snow the goalie or run into him. Penalty either way. Pavs even asked the ref “what was I supposed to do?”

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Since when has a snow shower been worth a deuce?

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark." - Randall Graves
The Lone Niclas Wallin Fan

by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

since we kept snowing Howard last year

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha.

We’ll probably win this game anyways.

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Had network problem, just got the game

WTF is this 0-2 sh**?

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

sh**

You answered your own question

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

sheeze

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nemo for Nash

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

To use a computer analogy,

I’m pretty sure the Sharks are using an Intel processor in an AMD motherboard. On paper, both parts look fucking awesome, but they just don’t work together!

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

makes too much sense

like running Windows 7 on a Pentium III

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Like running first release Vista on a Sega Genesis.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, I bought that computer today. :D

Hit every possible roadblock you could during an online credit card transaction (including the internet dying while PayPal was signing in), but I’m rather content with the purchase.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

Should be easy to assemble once you get everything.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched a few videos on how to assemble.

Dropping the CPU is going to terrify the SHIT out of me, but I’ve done a ton of wiring at school and stuff, so the rest should be easy.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Just do the CPU very slowly. Once in place, then do the heat sink.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thermal paste!!!

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatchu talkin' bout, Bockerz?

Do I need that?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Thermal compound, apparently.

I’m not sure if it’s necessary, but I use it. It’s supposed to help heat transfer between the CPU and the heatsink.

Btw, the link isn’t a suggested product. I just found a random link to thermal compound haha

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

very necessary

but should be included with your CPU/heatsink package.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of the heat sinks I've seen in videos have the compound already on the bottom.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If I remember correctly

the last AMD I bought had a thermal tape already attached.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

How often do you set up a new build?

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Every few years

but some of those are small mini and pico-ITX computers that have most of the components built in.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Am overdue

to replace this old desktop, but it still works. My < year-old laptop is much more powerful than my desktop.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually add more over that stuff haha

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here

swapping out components, redoing existing computers.

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
"Take a deep breath sometimes, a break, and play some hockey. Hockey is a great way to take a pause from day-to-day hard work." -- Lt Gen. D.H. Huntoon Jr. (paraphrased)
"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does their goalie make saves? That’s not fair :(

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

Actually, he doesn’t.

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Mason doesn't really make all that many saves

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd worst in the league, I know

But he is shutting us out so far! Panic mode initiated.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst being Niemi.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I say we trade Niemi for Steve Mason and Rick Nash.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Sieve Mason?

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

x

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

I think it's just a question of frustration

When this team slumps, it slumps hard. I’d rather have a consistent team than a bipolar one.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Me too

but I’m pretty sure that team will never exist.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks locker room.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

This.

What do we change though? Coach? Roster? GM is doing a great job, IMHO, but Toddy Mac rarely gets the most of his players. Thornton are Marleau are better than their numbers suggest.

We need a coach that knows how to draw up some fucking offence.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

TMac's offense is shots from all angles

The offense only works if all 5 skaters are skating.

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh.

I hate to use stupid hockey psychology, but I know when I’m at work, certain bosses can light a fire under my ass and make it easier to give a full effort. I feel like McLellan doesn’t do this… And yet, I thought Ron Motherfucking WILSON did. XD Which is saying A LOT.

The artist formerly know as *"Sharks_Fan_In_Toronto"*

Official theme song of the San Jose Sharks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Go power play

make this not a 2-0 game

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator and Recap Specialist !!

by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

/gives up shorthanded goal

Proud father of Chris Marlowe. Dude writes plays, sings jazz, and calls Denver Nuggets games...WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T DO ANY OF THAT?

by jhawx on Feb 21, 2012 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't jinx it!

We don’t need any more bad things happening!

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, PP

woo….

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Very late, but how dare you say this about Gob :p

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

This game is so bad

It might be worth killing the entire thread with the Kate Upton dancing gif.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t do this fast enough

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Power play as been powerful?

How’s that for insightful insight?

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by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

Joe Thornton has very rightly been defended as one of the best players in the league

But really, I just want to see him take over a game. Preferably sooner rather than later.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:33 PM PST reply actions  

GOOD GOD. Carter scored on us?

Is Niemi really playing that bad?

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

He had about 43 seconds to set up his shot.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Carter has by far the laziest looking shot in the NHL.

And yet he still scores.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

GUYS, ATTEMPT SOME MOJO. MAYBE THEY NEED IT.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

WELL FUCK FUCK

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Saw that the whole way

by ResidentShark on Feb 21, 2012 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

So

Since we’re not going to get a 60 minute effort, is it too late to request a 40 minute effort?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Sheeze

Put in Greiss

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Pull Niemi.

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Game.

We suck lmao

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Go Greiss Go

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Speechless.

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by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

WHERE'S IN GOD'S NAME IS ALEX STALOCK?

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Second time being pulled this season right?

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully we follow the same pattern as last time.

And come back to win.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

omg .727 sv%!!!!

/sss’d

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Bakes take

Niemi maybe at fault on goal one. Not so much goals 2 and 3.

My conclusion, this is a message to the team.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

This team is so fucking lazy.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Worse than Jeff Carter lazy?

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Worse than Nikolai Zherdev lazy.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks are not a good team right now.

How much worse does this have to get?!

by BB129 on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully, getting rolled by the worst team in hockey is rock bottom.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, last season they went on a six game losing streak…

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Asshole refs and shitty goaltending. Losing streaks are fun.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

I find it completely fair that we get a 9 game road trip in the latter part of the season.

This might be one of the most unfair road trips this year.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

It's the same road trip EVERY year

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

The SAP open happens every February, necessitating the 2 week road trip

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

DONT BLAME NIEMI

HES SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

He hasn't even scored a goal yet this year...

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Micheal Leighton > Niemi.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't it Michael?

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Care level: 0.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

the 2010 Stanley cup finals disagree.

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

OMG IT'S THE SARAH PALIN MASK!

i still remember when all the mods wanted to ban that photo lol.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It gave us a ten game win streak.

I’m tempted to buy one for Niemi.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Season ticket holders got their invoices for playoff tickets recently...

maybe we’ll all get to save some time and money come April.

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by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah brawl it out

That’ll solve this teams problems

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

Wingels wins

gets sent to detention.

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Wingels is fighting?

There is something VERY strange in the cosmos right now.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Umberger five minutes for fighting.

Wingels grounded for life.

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Also, no more juice boxes.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheese and crackers?

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I figure people are freaking out right now

Hopefully, I’m now the only one who is absolutely not concerned at all.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Dude, looking like Atlanta is cause for concern.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This season’s Atlanta? Because that team is non-existant.

Or last season’s Atlanta? The first half was good, and the second half was Columbus-not-meeting-the-Sharks-for-the-last-time-in-this-season-esque.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, if it was last year’s Atlanta team.. then it MAY be a cause for concern. But possibly, maybe not.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Being calm enough to realize that they’ll clean up their act eventually is one thing. Being unconcerned is totally different. Hopefully, they’re not in third place in the division and out of the playoffs entirely by the time they get back home.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a bad stretch. It’s not like I’m happy with the way they’re playing, but I don’t think it’s the way they’ll play the rest of the season… thus I’m not concerned (one bit). I fully expect them to make the playoffs.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. I, too, would be shocked if the Sharks missed the playoffs. But if Phoenix wins their next game, they’ll be tied for the division lead 75% of the way through the season. That’s cause for concern, even if just a little… But, to each his own.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

not worried either

They’ll be fine. We are just spoiled by their usual successes.

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I'm freaking out because you're not freaking out.

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not freaking out because you're freaking out because he's not freaking out.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The Game Preview summed it up perfectly...
The perfect slump-buster.

It just didn’t specify which team was gonna break it’s slump.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Clowe in the box

Where he can’t screw up on D anymore

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

How the hell did Columbus get a PP out of that?

They committed at least boarding and roughing in addition to the fighting…

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Clowe is such a dumbfuck sometimes...

Always picking up that extra dumb 2min minor >___________>

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

What is wrong with this fucking ref? Missed the boarding, missed the high-sticking, called us for spraying the goalie.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

Eh, it's hockey.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Niittymaki FTW!

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by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

I can't believe I'm gonna say this.

But if that’s what it takes, sheesh.

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

According to the radio

This is the 9th straight game where we’ve given up 3 or more gpalz.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

Guys, I don't understand.

We’re down 3-0, Vlasic is a -2, but White is a 0.

WHAT THE HELL?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

I don't think he can see very well...

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, apparently it's "Vuh-la-sic".

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

the crap.

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by Kuzcotopia on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Fucking Niemi

Save that!

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Just setting up the epic comeback!

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Woo!

Go Jackets!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Let's all get drunk and root for Columbus tonight.

We’ll hacve more fun. Go guy that wears # 25!

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

HEY SHARKS!

WAKE UP!

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

Just saying, but RJ Umberger already has the Gordie Howe Hattrick.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

Can we trade for him?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Pull Niemi!

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

... Gotta say though, thar was a pretty goal.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

GOOD FUCKING LORD GUYS. This is fucking embarrassing.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Well, I set aside three hours for this game. Guess I need to un-set aside two of those.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

When you're down 4-0

Who cares if you’re ahead on CORSI

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, stats are for losers.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

GOALLLL

WOAHHHH OHHHH OHH OH OHHH OHH WOAHHHHHHH WOAHHHH OHHHH OHH OH OHHH OHH WOAHHHHHHH WOAHHHH OHHHH OHH OH OHHH OHH WOAHHHHHHH WOAHHHH OHHHH OHH OH OHHH OHH WOAHHHHHHH WOAHHHH OHHHH OHH OH OHHH OHH WOAHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Andrew DeNike on Feb 21, 2012 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

CHEESE

N769025359_163846_9569

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

x

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

what can i say

your recycled internet meme wit is unparalleled

by Andrew DeNike on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ghosts don't sag their hockey pants.

boo!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

OBVI

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this still apply if they're down 4-0 after the 1st period?

Just asking.

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by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

quite an essay there

I agree for the most part, though I’m still not happy with how the PK is being run, even when we’re winning games.

We all knew this road game was going to suck, it’s just sucking a little harder than we thought it might. But hey, at least we aren’t in Chicago’s shoes.

by JamesGotALeg on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen any major freakouts yet. But we’re dangerously close to losing the division lead to the damn Coyotes. Anger and apprehension are to be expected.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Relax buddy

I don’t see anyone suggesting we “blow up the team.” We’re fucking loosing 4-0 in the first to the worst team in the league and playing like shit lately while trying to maintain a division lead. What do you expect us to say?! Get off your soapbox, we don’t need an inspirational speech right now, we need goals.

by BB129 on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, rly? Jim Vandirmire would like to have a word with you.. in the press box.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree.
Here we go…………….. Fuck this shitty team.
This team is so fucking lazy.
fuck niemi.
Game. We suck lmao
HAHAHAHA oh god
Season ticket holders got their invoices for playoff tickets recently…
maybe we’ll all get to save some time and money come April.

-All from today’s game thread.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see anyone acting like an “asshole.” I see a lot of comments from frustrated fans expecting more from their team. What do you expect them to say when their team is down 4-0 to CBJ in the first?

by BB129 on Feb 21, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

/inceptioned

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In most of the time I’ve lurked here, it’s the usual frustrated reaction as opposed to straight giving up on the team. On the other hand, niemi+team defense has been pretty terrible

by Uvnod on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

But I want people to support a comeback, not get all sullen and down-trotted over one shitty period, one shitty game, one shitty streak… All that negativity’s just a slippery slope. As fans, it does much more harm than good for the team. I’m not asking for blind faith, but I’m asking for levelheaded fandom. Getting pissy over a one-goal game can make it 4-0 pretty quick.

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, I can't speak for anyone else

but sometimes I like to be partly sarcastic with my comments. Just because I’m expressing my thoughts at that particular moment doesn’t mean that I’ve given up on this team or am “throwing them under the bus”. While I’m sure you’re of the opinion that “true fans” shouldn’t get down on their teams, I think you should just let everyone follow the Sharks the way they want to. It’s one thing that’s great about sports – there’s all kinds of fans out there that support their teams in a billion different ways. Live and let live, that’s what I say.

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by jurisdoctor on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ROAR!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Kill, kill!

HYPER PSYONIC BLASTER.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This team needs to be hit by the bus

and told to walk to Toronto.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

San Jose makes Toronto look like a cup contender.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

TL;DR

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by JakeBot on Feb 21, 2012 5:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Too much of an outburst but

He’s right. My brother and I were speaking about this over the weekend a little, and how we were both beginning to grow a dislike for the fanbase that we are a part of.

The attitude changed sometime during 2007 or 2008, around the time the Sharks were first labeled as chokers. Since then there has been a gradual degeneration in sanity each passing season, and it’s starting to drive me insane.

FTF does a good job keeping everything relatively objective, and I’m here primarily for that reason. I used to frequent a couple other sites but left once they became rife with bipolar irrationality.

I shudder to think what would happen if the team was really poor and missed the playoffs for a couple years.

Please don't eat the unicorn.

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by The McMafia on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Losing 15-0 would be frankly hilarious.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

At that point,

yes, I would laugh too.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

My brain is telling me the Sharks are fucking awful.

But my heart is telling me they can still win the cup.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

The Sharks aren’t awful. Just like Chicago isn’t awful. Sometimes, losing streaks can be good for a team.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest, I’d say the Chicago streak is actually worse than this.

Because the Hawks lost a lot. In a row. Losing. Games.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Because we aren't.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as many. In a row. Games. Losing.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Goin' on 5 now.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

4, 5 of 6

St. Louis, Washington (OMG! W!), Tampa, Carolina, Detroit. Columbus

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

pathetic game

sharks should just give up and fly home nothing could be as bad to be getting blown out by the worst freaking team In the nhl

by Levi Matthews on Feb 21, 2012 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

Only one of those groups is down 4-0

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharks by about 18 miles.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks. But the refs are continuing to make the statement that they aren’t going to let the NFL and NBA have the worst officiating.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Great Googly Moogly.

I love how the game day preview was all about how bad the Blue Jackets are. I hope the guys get a thrashing in the locker room. Shameful.

by MiMadavi on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

When are the Sharks going to call up Jonathan Cheechoo?!!!

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

Srsly.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming the Columbus manages to hold on...

… they’ll just need 11 straight wins to get back into today’s playoff race.

If the Sharks lose, assuming they don’t come back, and every other team in the league wins (which is impossible).. the Sharks will be in 7th place.

OMG WE’RE GOING TO BE FIGHTING FOR FIRST OVERALLLLLLLLL!

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

I think Jamie Baker just called out the internet!

Best thing to come from this game!

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

What’d he say?

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by Swoops on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Something to the effect of

“I’m sure the chat rooms are going crazy right now.”

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What's a chat room?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

AOL?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

21, badass, behind you.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

No way!

lets get dinner… Shark fin soup?

Haters Gonna Hate

by Wreckonized on Feb 21, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You monster.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

[Citation needed]

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Internet.

Serious Business.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how during the intermission they’re shaping us highlights of Lundqvist. Like, really? They’re just mocking us at this point.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

We should trade Mitchell for Lundqvist.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Might have to throw in a 7th rounder for that trade to go through.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

ridiculous

That would require at least a third rounder.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

A 2nd if we want to be kind.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Blame Brodie Brazil

His stupid questions are directly affecting the teams play

“It seems the team isnt scoring goals right now, do you feel its important to score more to win these games?”

by Andrew DeNike on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

scoring more than the other team equals wins.

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Dude, he didn’t ask that, did he?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

during the intermission… thats brodie for you

by Andrew DeNike on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

if you're going to bash me, at least know who i am & what i look like...

i wasn’t even on the air at all this night… before/during/after this game.

by brodiebrazil on Feb 27, 2012 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

out of curiosity?

How many coaches are on the usual NHL coaching staff?

by Uvnod on Feb 21, 2012 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

Usually one head coach

And 2-3 assistants. There’s also goaltending coaches, conditioning coaches, equipment managers, etc…

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

As predicted

Three weeks ago I took exception on this board to what at the time I thought was an idiotic and classless move by Boyle to pick a fight with one of the Columbus players with 4 minutes to go in a 6-0 game. I predicted the Sharks would pay the price when the teams met up in tonight’s game.

Surprise, surprise then that a team with nothing else to play for but pride comes out and kicks the shit out of the Sharks in the first period. What goes around comes around and maybe next time Boyle will use his head rather than lash out against a last-place team and laugh about it to reporters after the game.

by hit 'em on Feb 21, 2012 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

You do recall

Columbus instigated most of the ruckus that game as they were being hammered 6-0 and had nothing to do BUT pick fights?

I am going to counter your argument and suggest that a period in which the entire team, to a man, played like garbage, has nothing to do with a fight that happened several weeks ago.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I see

So, its the Sharks that played like garbage, I see. The fact the same Sharks took the opportunity to humiliate a last place team of professional athletes down 6-0 on the road in the last 4 minutes of a meaningless game the last time they played each other has absolutely nothing to do with the Blue Jackets desire to serve up a little revenge in their own rink?

Sounds like you’ve played a tremendous amount of team sports.

by hit 'em on Feb 21, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think Boyle

Is to blame for this massacre

by Rollin' on Shabbos on Feb 21, 2012 5:03 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I hear ya, but I don’t think anything Boyle did last game had anything to do with tonight’s atrocious first period. A mix of pathetic goaltending, lethargy, and questionable officiating (shocker) were responsible for that debacle.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

...

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You're like a modern day Nostradamus

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

And fuck it, why not. Go Sharks! Win this game!

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Quick waves, then sobs in the crease.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If we were playing any team other than Columbus, this would make me laugh. But if they’re going to erase a four-goal deficit, Columbus is the team against whom to do it. And they have two periods worth of time to do it.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Jonathan Quick.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, think Irbe is still willing to play?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Toskala wants a job

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Toskala > Nabokov.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

For about 3 months in 2006.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Completely wrong

I mean, Nabby’s having an amazing season in NY. Toskala has vanished.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It's been well established that ES is completely wrong on this one

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

>:

Elvis is making fun of me again. ;-; No fair.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The truth hurts!

So does this game!

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This game is right fuckin' BRUTAL.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s not making fun of you. He’s merely point out that you are completely wrong on this subject.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But he's always picking on me. D:

I’m telling teacher.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not always picking on you

Sometimes, I’m making fun of you behind your back!

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh.

So we’ve evolved to middle school catfights!

I heard you pad your bra with toilet paper.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that why you were staring?

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You b****!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lol close up of Carter

He does look grumpy. Hahaha

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 21, 2012 5:06 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

If they're going to give all these goals up to Columbus

They need to give up more to Nash, so if he gets dealt to LA, they have to trade away more parts.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

Especially when you're up 4-0

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Vlasic trying to injure Nash so DW doesn't accidentally trade for him.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Question

What’s rarer than a blue whale sighting? The Sharks winning the damn opening face off on a powerplay.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

Oh lord

They have Lebda killing penalties and the Sharks can’t get a goal.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

lol, rec’d

I’m surprised Lebda still plays in the NHL

by JenLovesHockey on Feb 21, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Good kill guys

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

So. You're DW. You see this awful losing streak, and think about the deadline a week from now.

What do you do? Because me, I’d go blockbuster trade.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

I'd just call Stalock up.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

PULL MASON

Chi MapleShark has conformed to nhlcheapshot's "One Team Rule"
Go Sharks!

by Swoops on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

There’s really just no excuse for getting outworked by Columbus.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Ferriero, Wingels and Winchester on a PP.

And icing on the PP.

Awesome.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

A what?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

gpalz

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

JOE PA!

"He's like a swedish bear"- Randy Hahn, during the Sharks-Canucks brawl on 4.8.2010

by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

PaVS

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Um, Jumbo

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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"He doesn't miss many of those!" --Randy Hahn
"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
How's Your NHL Team Really Doing?

by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck was that werido goal?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

WHITE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING GOOD THIS TIME!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, a goal...

Plan that Stanley Cup parade again… only going to lose 7 – 3 now, phew! Had me worried there for a bit.

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Oh okay...

I couldn’t make it anyway – I really did not like Detroit all that much last time I visited.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Detroit: Cheapest parades possible

hand everyone a torch and they burn another abandoned neighborhood down.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Cooch

There’s another.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

That's a distinct kicking motion.

</NHL refs 3 years ago>

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

goooolafllaalallalla

Cooch: so full of awesome.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

HOORAY!

Up on the board!

Only 4 more to go!

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Hmm. Not sure if flag or rec

Calling playoff ad could be flirting with karma or genius

by BadgerHeroes on Feb 21, 2012 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Badger badger badger badger badger badger.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Badger.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

I’m listening to this (mp3 link) right now…

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

COOCH

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

COOCH!

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT THE DEUCES.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 5:16 PM PST reply actions  

Hah

I also turned the volume way down on the Sharks feed since the Preds game came on.

This game was less interesting at 0-4.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hay Guyz the game started at 5:10, right?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

7pm for me..

I think that’s 4 for you guys on the wrong coast.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

BLOW UP THIS TEAM

there are no bad bounces, only bad players

by JamesGotALeg on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Every team on San Jose is teh badz!!!>

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

move teh team to San Diego!

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Butt they r in teh San Diegos?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

No, actually

There are bad bounces too, it’s true.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Baaaaaaaaaaahahaha.

Shots 7-0 Sharks this period.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously guys?

I miss another start time and we’re down 4-0?

TO COLUMBUS!?!?

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Addendum - I just recently checked the score. I see it is now 4-2

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

...?

What are you talking about? We’re winning 7-4. Big turnaround.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, we're past that

This team is fucking rallying!

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying that...

you are simply shocked?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a little shocked and disappointed the CBJ somehow got 4, yes.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so we trade for Moore and he's hurt now too. Jawesome.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Another smart play by Clowe!

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck off Clowe

Seriously, don’t be a moron.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

in his defense

That was a complete bullshit call.

GO SHARKS!

by jMoneyBrah on Feb 21, 2012 5:25 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

There have been plenty of similar calls on him that weren't bad

He is sometimes a really dumb player. His hockey IQ is very lacking at time

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

CLOWE WHAT IN THE FUCKS

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Refs, quit picking on Clowe!

Douchebutts!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

I was talking shit about these refs long before that absurd call.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Can we trade his ass while other people think he has value?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

2 for cross-checking and 2 for slamming the door

Says Pollak

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

NHL Refs:

Bunch of fucking babies.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Only this ref, to be honest.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Score on the PK and just point at the ref.

That would be great.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

I tried that in gym class once

Got a 2 minute “high sticking” penalty for raising my stick above my waist in eighth grade. I didn’t hit anyone with my stick, just got a penalty because my gym teacher doesn’t know how to play hockey.

I got out of the box and deked a goal without raising my stick, then pointed at my gym teacher. He gave me a five minute penalty for “being flashy.”

Ironically, he got fired for asking a student out on a date. True story.

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumb AND Creepy?

Doesn’t have much going for him, does he?

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowe=not good these past few games.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Selfish goon, Clowe may have

killed this comback singe-handedly

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go that far..

It doesn’t help at the moment, but killing off the full thing could give the Sharks some more confidence..

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks can beat

THE SPREAD…. if they keep trying hard enough!

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

No, Mr. Shark! Spread =/= chip dip!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Clowe is a great player and an essential leader on this team

…for about half the season or less. The rest of the time, I don’t know…

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:24 PM PST reply actions  

When's the last time a team got two unsportsmanlike's in one game?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

And the universe stopping expanding.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This referee seems to be judging intent and then overreacting. That action by Clowe was a two-minute minor. The extra two minutes and the ten-minute misconduct just seem vindictive.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn't get a 10 though I was a bit shocked he didn't

I was under the impression it was an automatic 10 if you got all pissy in the box

by Copenhagen on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That's no fun

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Has Griess been that bad? Or has the defense let him down alot?

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Just joined in progress, hence the question.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

But 4-0 after 1. You gotta imagine they wouldn’t keep Griess in.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Well 3-0

Griess did let one in.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Niemi got pulled at 3-0. But the defense has been shady.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured as much.

Needless to say, I yearn for that team we saw right after the all star break.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

booooooooooo

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK!

CLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Yay, 5-2 Blue Jackets!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks Clowe. Thanks:

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

We should trade Clowe for Derek Roy and Gaustad.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

While I think people have been overreacting lately, I agree with one thing

Time to show Clowe the door.

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, losing against the Canes', Jackets, Lightning....

and next, the Leafs… and people are overreacting, my ass.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you a little bit

But I will say that the road trip is definitely playing into a lot of this. East coast travel + consecutive back-to-back games are gonna kick any team’s ass.

Again, not an excuse, but definitely a part of it.

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Todd McLellan learns his lesson to not healthy scratch Torrey Mitchell anymore.

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

Or Darth Vandermeer.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

PK is 1-4

I think this comment might not be as sarcastic as you think

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think your face might not be as sarcastic as you think.

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

My face is many things

Sarcastic is not one of them

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think your mom might not be as sarcastic as you think.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

...

…?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't.

His 4 on 5 TOI/60 has dipped to like .60 because TMac stopped rolling him out there.

by Briceratops on Feb 21, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

His overall TOI is down too

I think relative to his playing time, he can still be considered a PKer. And frankly, why not give him another look out there? The PK has been less than impressive recently.

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He has one of our worst GA/60 shorthanded.

I guess we could give him another shot but I’m not sure if TMac trusts him out there. I certainly don’t.

by Briceratops on Feb 21, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitchell’s not worth three goals.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He should ask if he can dress him and throw Clowe up there.

God forbid anyone on the top 6 has any accountability.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully, this is an aberration and the PK isn’t regressing to the first half of the season form.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

It's a joke is what is it.

Jesters on Ice, the Sharks of 2012.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In hindsight, it may have been better if Pavelski and Vlasic just sat out this one, get the rest.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

On the bright side

The rest of the team seems to be doing it anyway

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well exciting stuff, but this game is OVER, rocky!

I’ll be watching the Sharks lose LIVE, IN PERSON, next game as I’m attending the Leafs game. Who is jealous of me??? lol yeah see yaaaaa, good luck torturing yourselves with hope and all that junk.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

There are plenty of frustrated people on the board

But enough with the attention seeking.

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Srsly

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait.. you’re excited to see the Leafs?

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They're playing good hockey right now

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I just figured he’d be excited to see the Sharks…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Check his posting history

And then make your conclusion

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, I don’t need to check…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

GO SHARKS!

They're not getting this kind of coverage at "Hockey Night In Canada" folks! - Randy Hahn

Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mind criticism as much as the next guy, but we got to keep some stuff in perspective here.

We’re not fair-weather fans, so let’s stop acting like them.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be less angry if the Columbus guy would stop sayin "Vuh-la-sic."

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

thisthisthis

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by Joeface on Feb 21, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This be the truth!

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by Pavsisaninja on Feb 21, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Our east coast equivalents are tied 2-2 with New Jersey.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, and

The Leafs are going to trounce the Sharks next time.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

East coast equivalents?

How do you figure?

We not only make the playoffs, we get to the conference finals.

When was the last time Toronto did either?

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I think he was just talking about

this year – really, we are no better than the leafs this year… after tonight, the Leafs will only be 2 points behind if they win, and they will TIE the Sharks point total when the defeat them next game.

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure it was before the advent of electricity.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They made round 3 in 95

And they made round 2 as recently as 2003

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I see the Caps more as our east coast equivalent

Maybe not this season; but the past couple of years they’ve had strong regular seasons, but not been able to get all the way to the Cup in the playoffs. They’ve also been labeled as chokers.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Devils 3 Leafs 2 now.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Prime-oh seats?

It’s PREE-mo, you dumb jerk. DX

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:37 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I assume a puck hit him in the neck or above.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

But nothing to worry about

right?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Moore is going to be Moore’d in the press box?

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Have the Sharks

Had a shot on net since Columbus scored?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

2-5 isn’t as bad as 3—4 on the PK…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

That's like saying

A sewage sandwich isn’t as bad as a fecal matter quesadilla

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Foreign crap vs American crap? Still crap…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Two weeks ago, that one’s in the net. Fuck, this is frustrating.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Hey I just got my tickets for Flyers at Sharks next week

The tickets look different from usual, but they say Ticketmaster , …they’re smaller , and don’t have a pic of one of the players – do I need to be concerned? I got these off StubHub.

by JenLovesHockey on Feb 21, 2012 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

I think your fine.

Only the STH tickets have the players faces on them.

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks guys, I haven’t gone to a game in a while, I don’t go often but I’ve never seen them look like this. Thanks! (just got paranoid there)

by JenLovesHockey on Feb 21, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Stubhub guarantees their tickets. You’ll be fine.

by BConns on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Well with LA vs. PHO later

So one way or the other, the Pacific Division ‘security’ is going to lose some certainty.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

THIS TIMES A BILLION

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

With our luck...

I doubt it?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A part of me hopes the Coyotes win. Maybe falling into a tie for first will wake up the Sharks. Sigh.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He's giving up rebounds damn it!

Take advantage of them .

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Wingels really wants his juice box.

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by sharkzfan on Feb 21, 2012 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Still, this game isn’t as bad as the A’s signing Manny…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

C'mon

That’s at least kinda hilarious

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it is. It’s funny like Dane Cook. But still.. bad. And rather pathetic.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny like Dane Cook.

So not even a little bit then

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s what I meant :)

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn't he like automatically out for threeve games?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

55 or something?

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought it was his 2nd so it was 100 or 150

which is why he “retired”

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s 25, 50, season? Or 50, 100, FOREVER!

Something like that…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

It was 100 but the MLBPU and MLB negotiated it down to 50

since he effectively served it last year by “retiring”

by Copenhagen on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

50

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Manny Calavera?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a 500k minor league contract!

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped a MacGyver marathon I was watching for this!

This is unacceptable.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

Poor decision!

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

What Jay Leach is to the San Jose Shark's Defense, I am to Fear The Fin's Mod Squad.

by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Clowe's double

was the turning point that stopped the turning point.. for the Sharks…

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think anyone would dispute that.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No I guess they wouldn't...

I was just trying to stop myself from crying.. by stating obvious stuff.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand. I tried pushing down my computer chair to stop myself from crying.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I find that it’s best to just look at the roster, then look at a roster like Winnipeg or Columbus. Then I look at Couture’s stats and wonder why he didn’t win the Calder.

Or why Nabby didn’t win the freakin’ Vezina in 2008!

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s true. So very true.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wooo, Sharks win the 2nd period 2-1!

Comeback win time!

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Now, let’s win this next period 3-0! Sigh.

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It's doable

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but how many times this year have the Sharks scored three goals in a period?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

So San Jose State was the first school I applied at to accept me for transfer.

/cool story

by Briceratops on Feb 21, 2012 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Congrats! Do the rest let you know around March 1st (that’s the non-transfer decision date I think)?

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so...

It should be in early March if not before the end of this month.

by Briceratops on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats

I’m there right now doing grad school

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Transferring grad schools?

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I did my undergrad at Davis. I started my masters a few years ago, and I went back recently.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you do again?

Hyperaerodynamics or something? In any event, I’m sure it’s one of those ones where you’ll wind up working for the military and questioning the morality of your actions.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I did my undergrad in Aeronautical/Mechanical

I’m doing my masters in Mechanical, with an emphasis in Thermodynamics, hopefully avoiding the building missiles pitfall and working on saving the world!

GO SHARKS!

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Changing signatures is for suckers.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Build anti-missile missiles!

No offence to you personally, but I’ve heard soooooo many stories about the sheer douchebaggery of mechanical engineers over the years. They’re the nemesis of us automation folks.

I especially love the stories of the mechanical engineer bosses that expect multi-million dollar transformer arrays to be installed overnight. DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd be a lousy beer pong parter

But I’m a pretty lousy partner for most things

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS…

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9_EQ2ykyo

by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

SLOOOOOW

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations!

Waffles, Digimon, SETOGUCHI

STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sooooooooo...

I haven’t been watching the game, but I’ve been checking the boxscore (busy with work).

Things look pretty fucking bad. What gives?

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by PNK on Feb 21, 2012 5:46 PM PST reply actions  

Everyone is backpeddling on D

Play is lackadaisical, and a bit lethargic.

No one looks good.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Columbus looks good...

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna call out Thornton, but I can’t think of a single player that’s had a decent game, so it wouldn’t be fair to single out anyone.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, like the old saying..

Sharks Happen.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the ploy is to make Sharks fans give up.

And then they’ll go all “Game 3 vs the Kings” on this season.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that Game 3 happened...

when we had a real team though.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

When we had forward depth.

It was so sick having seven legit top-six forwards.

by Briceratops on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I HATE THIS FAKE TEAM!

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to start saving my receipts for my BP medication

and send copies to the Sharks front office.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

team's idea of defense is to stand around and watch them shoot.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

This post was as effective as the Sharks D in its placement.

/reply fail

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Comment of the night

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The 5-2 lead doesn't change the fact that the Sharks are still playing the Blue Jackets

A win is completely possible.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:48 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, Sharks are playing the Jackets!

… But the Jackets are playing the Sharks?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

DREGER: SHARKS A STRONG CONTENDER FOR BLUE JACKETS' NASH

The San Jose Sharks are emerging as a strong contender for Rick Nash. Sources say Columbus initially targeted Logan Couture, but was quickly told that was a non-starter. But, make no mistake, San Jose will stay in the mix until Monday’s deadline.

Nash and Sharks veteran Joe Thornton are good friends and have shown an impressive chemistry when playing together internationally that isn’t being overlooked. The Sharks would prefer an off-season deal to avoid the in-season disruption, but San Jose is keen.

Blue Jackets GM Scott Howson won’t discuss specifics on any of the deals he’s working on, but tells TSN there has been a lot of creativity suggested with a variety of his players. You can’t blame Howson for working outside the short list Rick Nash provided at the beginning of this saga.

As much as Howson wants to hit a grand slam in this deal, Nash isn’t focused solely on the next four months and where his best chance to win a Stanley Cup might be. The 27-year-old is about to make a life-altering decision on where he wants to spend the next six-plus years of his life while investing in the community the way he has in Columbus.

So, as diligently as Howson is working to find the best deal, it’s highly unlikely Rick Nash can be pressured into accepting a trade to a team or city he’s not interested in going to.

Eff REFS

by faetati on Feb 21, 2012 5:50 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

The Sharks would prefer an off-season deal to avoid the in-season disruption!!??

What other than a 13 game losing streak?

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Frig, man, Disrupt away! We NEED It!

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Deadline deals historically don't work

It’s always a bad idea to do things like this with a deadline looming.

Rick Nash still doesn’t fix what wrong with the team.

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You are correct about that,

There is so much broken, who knows what it’ll take to fix this ‘team’.

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

A win.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The way things are going so far on the road trip

I don´t know… Even prior to this slump I was already thinking we are not SC Material right now… we need good trades in order to become REAL contenders

Eff REFS

by faetati on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knows, with the way things are going...

Maybe it will push Doug Wilson into pulling a trigger for Nash, out of desperation alone, especially when they lose to the Leafs Thursday… that will be icing on this horrible cake.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve lost to the Leafs on Thursday!?

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by Pavsisaninja on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude needs to stop griping about hockey

and give out some lotto numbers.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you can't do that

It gets suspicious.

All these people suddenly winning the lottery? There’d be investigations, and government seizures of the technology. It’d be a huge mess.

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

DW doesn’t do those “desperation” trades though. Because he’s a good GM.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

NO PLEASE NO!!!!

Because there’s no one on this team I’d want to trade.

Except for Havlat. Hardly know that guy. And Murray. And Niitymaki. And Mitchell.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowe, Mitchell, and White?

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Will they accept Martin Havlat and photographs of Setoguchi and Coyle?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm tellin' y'all. It's gotta be Pavelski.

Couture’s too valuable. Not saying pavelski isn’t, because he is. But that’s why he’d have to be a given in a trade for Nash. You gotta give to get.

Still, would hate to trade Pavs for that salary.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with everything you just said

And I can’t imagine Doug Wilson would be fleeced in to accepting that contract.

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Havlat's contract opened some breathing room after we got rid of Heatley.

Doing this would put us back at square one, with Havlat’s salary on top of that. No bueno.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They ought to be really excited about Clowe right now.

He’ll be the centerpiece. Right?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Clowe’s one of the few remaining power forwards in the league. I’m sure there are plenty of teams willing to take him.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think McGinn has potential to replace Clowe.

he doesn;t fight as much, but he’s physical and can score.

( and did I mention, he’s learned to control his temper?)

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if it was his “temper” that got in the way. I think he was just WAAAAYY to excited to finally get playing time haha.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Havlat, McGinn, Demers, Griess.

by Briceratops on Feb 21, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Switch McGinn with Mitchell and Ferriero.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Wingels and Boyle

because they played college nearby and will add 30 paid for tickets nightly.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Would be heartbreaking,

like Coyle

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Worse than losing Coyle. Coyle could be good.. but also maybe not.

Pavs is Captain America.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You have a good point

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially because Coyle has only done stuff in juniors, college, and the WJCs.. sort of.

The AHL will determine more I think.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But not as bad as losing Nabby, I’d think.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The next Shark goalie to get a chant with his name in it will be Stalock.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. Nemo.

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this as, "We'll make sure Havlat and Murray are healthy before draft day."

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Here we go again...

We are NOT getting Rick Nash. GG.

Go Sharks!

by Dmitriy on Feb 21, 2012 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL COREY SCHWAB

This explains EVERYTHING.

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

So if you’re not doing anything right now, rsvp to FTF Night on facebook to show off to your lame friends.

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

Did you know:

SJ Sharkie won the “Best Mascot Award” in some Cartoon Network sports award show?

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

At least that's something...

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it’s almost as good as the Stanley Cup!

by JenLovesHockey on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

and was immediately released from the organization

as we “don’t do that winning type thang around here no more”

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i have his twitpic

http://twitter.com/sjsharkie/status/171473704813985792/photo/1

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They'll get around to it when they're up there...

with the SC banner, so anytime now… right?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

oops that was a 'reply' for briceratops.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully. Or not… like 29 other teams?

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Just glad they didn't raise a banner for the "fans".

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah? right, that's what I was saying..?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no. I just got home

Curse you, weird time zoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH

MINE EYES MUST BE DECIEVING ME!!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

Whoops

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

ouch

If you mention ending your life, or show signs of self-harm, I will take you seriously!
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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

WHAT

THE HELL IS HAPPENING

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Well, when it rains, it pours.

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by Alex Houston on Feb 21, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Carter is just fucking standing there in the crease, not a Shark in sight.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

LMAO

How do I defense?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

Did Drew just say

there are a couple of cans on the ice?

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

When they were showing the Ice Girls

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

But on the bright side, I just found out I get the power supply and disc drive for my new computer tomorrow.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

Thank God for something going right.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The HELL WITH RESTRAINT!

I WANT TO SEE ONE OF THE SHARKS SNAP RIGHT NOW AND TAKE OUT A GUN!!!

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

White goes to the box

why is he still here?

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

I find it extremely annoying when broadcasters beg you to not change the channel by saying, “It’s never over. This one time, twenty years ago…”

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

***Breaking NEWS****

Sharks are starting talks with Alexander Korolyuk.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

sez who?

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I was just kidding... I don't know I like Korolyuk though.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm starting talks with Deep Waters just now.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That is true.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

also*

Dominic Moore wants to go back to Tampa too!

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 21, 2012 6:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The more we bitch about the Sharks, the more likely they are to win the cup!

It’s just the way it works!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe

the sharks don’t want to stretch too hard the last remaining games. It’s the games that matter the most in the Playoffs.

by Alice13 on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hockey psychology.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

GO SHARKS IM HERE YOU CAN DO IT LOVE YOU BOYS

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:10 PM PST reply actions  

Forgive me Ladies and Gents,

But I’m gonna turn my focus fully to the Preds game. Here’s hoping the Sharks pull off some amazing comeback.

See you guys Thursday when we get out of this slump. :)

by Old Kentucky Shark on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

good luck

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay Preds!!!

Just beat Van 3-1

And what’s the advice (Murray’s grandfather, Lars [Lasse] Bjorn) gives him?
"Hit more people."

GO SHARKS.

by MiniMiteMom on Feb 21, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

so i guess Niemi started again!

W T F, ever since he had his balls shot off, he has looked horrid!

Geezzzzz! Not a happy shark fan day

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 21, 2012 6:11 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Damn it.

The Sharks are definitely not beating the spread tonight.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

No one's gunna argue that point.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

the inside of my sharks beanie just kind of...ripped open

it’s a beanie, but it’s a double-sided acrylic stitched thing so I can pull out the inside of the hat and have this sort of shape of two bells set against each others’ bottoms.

I didn’t even rip it up in the washer. Regular use for a year. Looks like someone needs to buy me a new sharks hat.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

well, when we beat them with six goals it was a shutout

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So how's everyone's week going so far? Good?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, okay, you?

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The Sharks should pull the goalie now.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

I don't want an empty netter

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

AGAINST COLUMBUS, OH

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Columbus got some small

measure of revenge for their 6 – 0 loss… remember that game???? That was a great game….

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

This is not revenge. We took the season series 3-1.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, whatever, it's still embarrassing as hell and

could potentially play a spoiler-role later… since Columbus has nothing to play for.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, these are the same guys who played that game?! No way.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah.

What happened… I don’t know.. I just don’t know.

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by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Drew, Zeus had a decent opportunity. But honestly, when we’re down by four goals, I have literally zero interest in seeing a dozen replays of an almost-goal.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Power Play goal time for the Sharks!

have to specify

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

WoooooooooooOooooOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOoooot

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

Coooch

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Yay. Yaaay. Sigh…

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:21 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yay Cooch

Get a hatty man

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Review that!

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe

This will be fun…

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by idunno723 on Feb 21, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No goal?

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!!!!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

It’s a goal, should’ve been called one on the ice. With that said, you’re likely correct

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


DIGIVOLVE!!!!!1 GO SHARKS!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

yay.

We have been swimming these wintry depths for years, succeeding at survival by feeding only upon perennial minnows of sustenance... will we ever get to sink our great white teeth into this so-called Stanely's feast, so that we may finally slay our insatiable hunger in frenzied celebration?

by Deep Waters on Feb 21, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

booooooooo

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

BLUH

above the crossbar though

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks can score at will

They just need to find the will to do it.

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by Pavsisaninja on Feb 21, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

How can that be icing when the Columbus D-man swiped at it and missed it?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Man, that was probably going in too.

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

If not for Niemi, this is a tie game.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

greiss is in net hahaha

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They pulled Niemi

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, i see

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahhaa

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

i missed the other 2 periods cause of carnaval

bumba doom bumpa doom bumpa doom

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, but were you really surpised?

I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.

by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If not for Greiss, this is a tie game.

Wait…does that mean… IT’S A TIE GAME??

Thank you Edgar Renteria, for hitting the ball three feet higher.

by tobias on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You'll pay for that Toronto!

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

McGinn. Bro. It was already going in. Ughhhhh

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yup, that was going in for sure. But I don’t fault Ginner there, I’m surprised he was able to hold back that much and try to wait for it to go below the crossbar.

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m just sayin, it’s kinda a HUGE bummer.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Randy and Drew are irritating when they’re way too optimistic.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

That was NOT offsides.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Hand pass

Apparently.

WAR Chris Lytle!

by AwkwardBoner on Feb 21, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

me too. I remain optimistic, like annoying randy and drew, and I'm not joining into the colin white hate.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP SLOWING DOWN THE BANDWIDTH ;)

by TheSoundOfHockey on Feb 21, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

With LA and PHX playing each other tonight, things are going to get a lot tighter in the Pacific no matter what tomorrow morning.

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

So guys, why'd Cheechoo start sucking?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

We wouldn't play a train noise after every goal like Nashville and Tootoo

So he was sad.

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Double hernia surgery

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sounds painful.

Cheechoo got Lindros’d.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

just now?

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

as opposed to 2 goals ago

GO SHARKS!

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by ElvisVF101 on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

PK

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"Something's gotta give." --Drew Remenda (mumbled under breath on the air)
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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

Does he close his eyes when the Sharks are in the D zone?

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by Kazoonole on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He must’ve had his eyes closed a lot more often than that.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

GO SHARKS I BELIEVE

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

Did the third goal happen during the commercial break?

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

love the snow ape goalie mask so much

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

might as well put burns in as a forward

by a408life on Feb 21, 2012 6:32 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Burns, don't be hurt

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Come on Lightning, last thing I need is for the Ducks to win tonight and PHX and LA to go to OT.

by Ronnibily on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

somewhere the little african penguin Burns visited is shouting at the TV "BE OKAY BRO"

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Greiss is beastin on this penalty kill.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

love him!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If only he could’ve played like this all game…

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

TSN's Power Rankings synopsis of San Jose:
Only two wins in the last eight games and still four more on the road before a return home. The good news is that the next one is in Columbus.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

penalty?!

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

Woo! Won 3-6!

Lower score wins!

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

They’re looking ahead to an offseason of golfing.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Good job guys. Like the league didn’t think we sucked enough already.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:44 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

well, sharks, get some rest and get motivated. You lost by three goals to a team with lebda on it.

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by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on Feb 21, 2012 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

Where’s Deep Waters? I wanna have a conversation about this team with him/her.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Sadly

Greiss gets the loss for giving up the 4th goal.

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by Soloact on Feb 21, 2012 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

(Insert comments regarding how this team needs to be blown up)

But seriously, this team will turn it around and at that time, we’ll look back at this losing streak and talk about how it made them stronger about going through adversity..

"We saw those trophies and we knew what we wanted to accomplish." - Joe Pavelski

by kiwi93 on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

If their division lead was safe, I’d be more in this boat.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap

I’m starting to get worried.

Dany Heatley=All-star.
"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?" -Jacques Plante
Randy Hahn: "He's got moves like Jagr."

by dfh15 on Feb 21, 2012 6:48 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Not panicking

But somewhat worried. I hope Niemi gets it together.

Dany Heatley=All-star.
"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?" -Jacques Plante
Randy Hahn: "He's got moves like Jagr."

by dfh15 on Feb 21, 2012 6:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Good news.

We’re still ahead in our division, but only by a smidgen… Yay!!

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"Who throws an umbrella!?" - Randy Hahn.

by Pavsisaninja on Feb 21, 2012 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

Doug Wilson calling

Niittymaki now?

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 21, 2012 6:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Guys, LA just scored 3 goals in ONE period. What the hell?!

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 6:49 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

That's good.

Let them win in regulation.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

the good news is

we didn’t get Shutout like the Jackets did last meeting.

by Alice13 on Feb 21, 2012 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

I hate rooting for LA. It feels dirty.

by Rhapsody in Teal on Feb 21, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Dont worry everybody

Cause Hedican, Baker, Remenda, Hahn say this is just a bump in the road. Good Teams have spells like this and everything will work out. Hmmmm I smell Bull Shit! I think they are just as worried as all of us Shark Fans

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 21, 2012 6:56 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I feel like they’ve had 3 or 4 of these stretches already this season. It’s a little late in the game to be playing this bad, in must-win situations. You literally cannot have anything like these kind of bad streaks in the post-season if you fancy yourself a contender.

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by ievans on Feb 21, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, remember the '06 Oilers?

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes, reality smells like bullshit…

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

Welcome to the NHL, Atlanta Thrashers of Winnipeg.

by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Bright side

Only took me 30 min to watch this POS game on DVR…

by OhMyKnee on Feb 21, 2012 7:18 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Lucky bastard. I just wasted 3 hours watching the game, and I have Physics, World Civ and Math homework. It’s alright when they win and I waste homework time, but when they lose… Sigh…

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 7:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Toss out that first period, and the game isn’t too bad.

Also, COOCH!

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

True, we win 3-2 without the first. Then I assume we just waste the extra 20 minutes with fighting…

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 7:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hey,

Any one see that panic button around here? It may be necessary in the next week or two.

by SharksFan97 on Feb 21, 2012 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Look again in a week or two…

"Logan Couture is a dirty, filthy man. Tell all your friends" - Mr. Plank

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by Bockerz on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been pressing it since Niemi lost his Balls in practice. Damn you Nyger Morgan!

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 21, 2012 7:29 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Doug Wilson

Just walked into the dressing room and looked at all the players and said NOTHING to them. Oh yeah he had a cell phone in his hand, and his other two were ringing on his belt.

Go Big or Go Home

by ChangoT on Feb 21, 2012 7:26 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

For realz? Gotta love the leadership on this team.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 7:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Wanna watch good hockey and true contenders?

There are two games featuring just that, and neither of those games includes the Sharks, they are:

Van v. Nash
Det v. Chi

by SharksFan97 on Feb 21, 2012 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Go Nashville!

Hate the other three.

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by Evil Stanchion on Feb 21, 2012 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree...

That town is very supportive and the people there are cool. Plus, you gotta love a music city like Nash.

by SharksFan97 on Feb 21, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And Nashville...

Is FOR REAL this season/post season IMO.

by SharksFan97 on Feb 21, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

And just to be clear...

I still love this team, I’m just incredibly frustrated and confused over how this team looks so beatable right now.

by SharksFan97 on Feb 21, 2012 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

I think it’s the same for all of us. As often as we curse the team and whatnot, it’s just cause we want them to win, for god’s sake.

by JBarrow on Feb 21, 2012 7:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Contenders and Pretenders

Contenders:
1. Couture 2G
2. Thornton 1G (1 +/-)
3. Pavelski 1A (1 +/-)
Pretenders:
1. Niemi (.727 SV%)
2. Burns (-2 +/-)
3. McLellan (for being clueless)

by Tiberon07 on Feb 21, 2012 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

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