Things to do with my Sharks playoff ticket money:
1. Go on a long vacation.
2. Buy a large number of lottery tickets, which will have better odds of winning than the Sharks.
3. Buy several cases of 23 year old Pappy's bourbon and drink the pain away.
4. Hire Temmu Selanne as a personal trainer so I can make the team next year and yell to the Sharks between periods.
5. Fly to Haiti and hire a witch doctor to personally craft voodoo dolls of each player on the team, so I can let them know that I'm not pleased.
6. Buy 49ers season tickets. Go Niners!!!
7. Burn it all in a ceremonial bon fire. About the same effect as thinking they would ever make it out of the first round even if they did make the playoffs.
8. Drugs. Hard. Core. Drugs.
9. Exhume and reanimate Chris Farley to give them a motivational speech.
10. Invest is a small nano-tech company that will create bio-chips to be implanted in each and every player. They shall rule the ice, then take over the world as cyborg-hockey-overlords! Sweet! Hahahaha USA! USA! USA!