We had an OT thread a few weeks ago but people had to talk about curses, blog formality, and fin fearing so it ended up becoming buried. Like you, reader of this fanpost, I wanted a place to talk about bullsh*t so I decided to create this thread. I'm not sure how long into April this will last but if worst comes to worst someone can just create another one.

So while I have your attention I thought I would decide to do a fun activity. I wanted to create the ALL TIME Sharks team. It would be easy to just list the twelve best forwards and six best defensemen and call it a day, but that wouldn't take any effort. So I decided to try to create the best team using actual lines, and also specify which year I wanted them from. Feel free to include what you would have done differently, or just talk about whatever.

1st line:

LW: 1997-1998 Jeff Friesen (~19:30 ATOI) C: 2011-2012 Joe Thornton (20:40 ATOI) RW: 1999-2000 Owen Nolan (21:07 ATOI)

2nd line:

LW: 2010-2011 Ryane Clowe (17:58 ATOI) C: 2011-2012 Logan Couture (18:35 ATOI) RW: 2006-2007 Milan Michalek (16:46 ATOI)

3rd line:

LW: 2001-2002 Marco Sturm (15:39 ATOI) C: 2000-2001 Patrick Marleau (16:17 ATOI) RW: 2006-2007 Mike Grier (16:26 ATOI)

4th line:

LW: 2000-2001 Stephane Matteau (10:55 ATOI) C: 2005-2006 Mark Smith (12:03 ATOI) RW: 2000-2001 Alexander Korlyuk (11:56 ATOI)

D Pairings

L: 1993-1994 Sandis Ozolinish (~24 ATOI) R: 2008-2009 Dan Boyle (24:46 ATOI)

L: 2005-2006 Kyle Mclaren (22:52 ATOI) R: 2003-2004 Brad Stuart (22:09 ATOI)

L: 2006-2007 Matt Carle 2010-2011 (18:08 ATOI) R: 2010-2011 Jason Demers (19:30 ATOI)

G: 2003-2004 Evgeni Nabokov