Double-minors bleed red
The Sharks slump has us blue
Can Gomez's drought be fed,
Before it starts on year two?

For those of you who follow Gomez's infamous fan site, http://didgomezscore.com/ , you are aware that Gomez is dangerously approaching a year without a goal. While less horrendous than his days as a Canadian (where he was paid to score and not be a depth player), I think Gomez is a good guy and just needs some good vibes sent his way. If he fails to score tomorrow night against Chicago, he won't have a chance to score before a full calendar year has passed. So find your Corey Crawford voodoo dolls and stab them for a while. Don't have one? If you are single, take your V-day frustrations out by making one and torturing it to fill the void in your heart. The Sharks, and especially Gomez, could use our help right now.