I thought I'd work off some gameday nerves and revive an old tradition - the enemy anagram!
Keaton Ellerby - Only Bleak Tree
Kyle Clifford - Fickle Old Fry
Rob Scuderi - Cod Bruiser
Drew Doughty - Whey Dog Turd
Anze Kopitar - Eat Nazi Pork
Dustin Brown - Bird Now Nuts
Trevor Lewis - Relive Worst
Darryl Sutter - Tardy Rustler
Los Angeles Kings - Sneaking Leg Loss
Try it on your favorite foe at http://futureboy.us/lookup/nph-anagram.pl
Stay bloodthirsty, my friends.