- Regular season begins one week from today - or as it seems to us, in 604,800 seconds.
- Manny Malhotra has won over our teal hearts by signing for $700,000. The catch - his autograph sessions will feature a change jar.
- Speaking of autographs - Brad Staubitz will be at the Sharks Store today at 4:30pm.
- A readable and informative Mercury News article on the Sharks not written by David Pollak? What's next - Mark Purdy stops saying "our beloved Los Tiburones?"
- Just in case you thought we were alone - four other teams are without a captain.
- I always imagined Earl Sleek's voice to be a bit more sultry... but I've been disappointed before.
- Could Seattle or Portland support an expansion team? Make it 25, bitches!
- Please please please please PLEASE let this be the new St. Louis Game Time logo.
- Dany Heatley's image on the Scotiabank Place gets replaced with that of Alexei Kovalev. (note - look at second row of the photo gallery)
- Jeremy Roenick Heritage Night will go down in Chicago on November 15th, with the Sharks in town. Is it weird to link a fanshot of a fanshot, idunno? :-D
- Grant Fuhr is out as Phoenix's goaltending coach. Let's not speak of their head coach...
- $25 for lower level Coyotes tickets on their opening night... no comment out of respect for OdinMercer.
- Photos of a Detroit fan attacking Iceburgh during Game 6 - karma's a bitch, son.
- Finally, not only can Manny Malhotra beat Ken Daneyko's ass, but he can also do a mean Bobby Orr impersonation:
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