Patrick Marleau may be much too polite to “whip it out” and “stroke it” after scoring four goals against the Colorado Avalanche tonight, but we’re not. And neither is the rest of the Internet. So we’re rounding up the best of the celebrations on Twitter to commemorate Patty’s big night. Got a good tweet to share with us? Let’s see it.
When he called home, i answered with "congrats on your dick trick!" Appropriate? Probably not. https://t.co/eWQ93QlnMs— Christina Marleau (@c_marleau) January 24, 2017
Big win and what a night for Patty beast Marleau!! #yearoftherooster— Brent Burns (@Burnzie88) January 24, 2017
Take. Your. Dick. Out.— Timo Teiemer (@jakesundstrom) January 24, 2017
DICKS OUT FOR PAMARLÉ— c nrad (@atrodorsus) January 24, 2017
Ok sharks win like I said. But let me get to the non hockey people telling me that marleau made me eat my words! NO HE DIDN'T !!— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) May 13, 2011
Give him hell.