Our attempts at writing the worst Sharks column imaginable.
#HotSharksTakes: Housing, not hockey, make Sharks free agent signings impossible
Let’s make a mountain out of a molehill.
#HotSharksTakes: [Insert Free Agent Here] will save the San Jose Sharks
We got extra hacky in this one.
#HotSharksTakes: Millennials are killing the San Jose Sharks
We take a thinkpiece trend to the logical extreme.
#HotSharksTakes: Pittsburgh has the ingredient missing in San Jose
Please do not take this seriously.
#HotSharksTakes: Machinations, not misfortune at heart of Sharks, Penguins injury woes
If the image didn’t give it away, you shouldn’t take this satirical column seriously.