John Tortorella to be named USA head coach


In an effort to lose as many games as possible at the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, Team USA will name Stanley Cup-winner John Tortorella as head coach later today.

Tort's last coaching stint came with the Vancouver Canucks, and I think we all remember how that went. If you're a fan of the Sharks but not a fan of Team USA, you're in luck! The international team you're a fan of now has better odds of taking home the gold. If you're a fan of Team USA, well, hey, you didn't expect them to win anything anyway, right>