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John Tortorella to be named USA head coach

Lol.

In an effort to lose as many games as possible at the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, Team USA will name Stanley Cup-winner John Tortorella as head coach later today.

John Tortorella will be named head coach of Team USA's entry for the 2016 World Cup of Hockey tonight after MNF. #TSN
— Frank Seravalli (@frank_seravalli) September 21, 2015

Tort's last coaching stint came with the Vancouver Canucks, and I think we all remember how that went. If you're a fan of the Sharks but not a fan of Team USA, you're in luck! The international team you're a fan of now has better odds of taking home the gold. If you're a fan of Team USA, well, hey, you didn't expect them to win anything anyway, right>

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