Sharks Gameday: The Oilers Are Worse Than...



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16-21-4, 36 points 26-8-7, 59 points
15th in Western Conference
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Cult of Hockey

The bathroom after your uncle has had three bowls of chicken curry and a glass of milk.

A 20 man roster of Lukas Kaspar's.

When someone starts a sentence by saying, "With all due respect..." and then proceeds to say something that obviously deviates from that initial statement. Also, when people ask, "Can I ask you a question?"

Privileged middle class suburban dwelling young adults who drive BMW's and complain about how difficult their lives are. Although, admittedly, Real World reruns can be quite taxing.

Watching someone clip their toenails without a wastebasket handy, especially if you manage to notice the can of tough-actin' Tinactin on a nearby shelf.

Zippers breaking on a sweatshirt that is less than two months old.

"You're" vs. "your." It's so basic, and oh so goddamn frustrating when done wrong.

Barbed wire tattoos. You're either an unimaginative idiot, a convicted felon, or an unimaginative idiot who is a convicted felon.

Being a quarter short at the laundromat.

Dogs who are dressed up in outfits, and the people who commit these crimes.

Members of the opposite sex who snore loudly and deny it when woken up.

Sitting at a table in a restaurant for twenty minutes with your meal chosen (cause, ya know, you've been there for twenty fucking minutes), only to have the waiter come up and that lousy lady you took out on a date say, "Oh, can we have one more minute?" Take as much time as you want because I'm hitting the bar.

When you miss a phone call by one second, return the call immediately, and the idiot on the other end doesn't pick up. Three. Times. In. A. Row.

The Toronto Maple Leafs (seriously, look it up).

Plank's effort at Fear The Fin this past week.

When someone refers to themself in the third person.

Prediction: Sharks win 4-2. Goals by McGinn, Heatley, Blake, and Pavelski. Frazer McLaren beats the tar out of Jean-Francois Jacques.

Go Sharks.