Sharks Power Rankings
Player Power Rankings, Week 10: Dude, where’s my Karlsson?
It’s a rough one this week, gang, buckle in.
Player Power Rankings Week 9: Logan’s Heroes
The captain caps off the rankings again. He must be pretty good?
Player Power Rankings, Week 8: Haute Couture
Got six in there this time! We’re metastasizing!
Player Power Rankings, Week 7: Tomas Pit
Get it? Like Mosh pit? This is like the seventh Hertl pun I’ve had to come up with this year, so he either needs to play worse or I need to get a thesaurus.
Player Power Rankings, Week 6: Tomas the tank engine
The Sharks are Radim-ing themselves with some solid play. I’m not sorry.
Player Power Rankings, Week 5: Zooming out
Let’s try this a different way.
Player Power Rankings, Week 4: Rock bottom
Nowhere to go but up! Right, guys? Right?
Player Power Rankings, Week 3: Hats off at the door
Alternately: Citizen Kane, Martin-izing fabrics, Barclay Greatrow
Player Power Rankings Week 2: A refreshing glass of Marleau
It should help wash down last week for, like, ever.
Player Power Rankings Week 1: Sitting at the kids’ table
There’s hope somewhere in this article, I promise.
Sharks Pre-season Power Rankings: On with the show
This sure seemed like a short off-season.
Playoff Power Rankings Week 6: Logan-omic anxiety
There are positives to be had from the week, we’re just not sure what they are yet.
Playoff Power Rankings Week 5: Meier at will
The final four is set, and while I don’t have any evidence for this, doesn’t it just feel like Boston-San Jose?
Playoff Power Rankings Week 4: Logan Lucky
If the Sharks go much deeper, I’m going to run out of movies with the word Logan in the title. I probably already have.
Playoff Power Rankings, Week 3: Money in Labanc
The Sharks move on to round two, and we go with them.
Playoff Power Rankings Week 2: Hertl Power
Wait, does that say Martin Jones? What is this?
San Jose Sharks Playoff Power Rankings Week 1: A night without armor
Sharks are going Stone crazy.
Player Power Rankings Week 27: Burnsing down the house
The boring part of the season is over, time for the scary part.
Player Power Rankings Week 26: The Goodrow, the Bad, and the Ugly
WAR. what is it Goodrow for?
Player Power Rankings Week 25: In Meier Straits
He says at last, just as the Timo bell rings.
Player Power Rankings Week 24: Nine to noon, non-stop Vlasic rock
Livin’ in a world gone plastic.
Player Power Rankings Week 23: Timo Time Springs Forward
Set your clocks three goals ahead before it’s too late.
Player Power Rankings Week 22: Marcus Scorin’, Son
All Hail Our Swedish Overlords.
Player Power Rankings, Week 21: Those Tricky Joes
Nyquist a Shark, and I liked it.
Player Power Rankings, Week 20: Oh Joe, it’s magic!
Karlsson is back! No, the other one.
Player Power Rankings, Week 19: Labanc Panic!
This weekend saw a mass hat withdrawal.
Player Power Rankings Week 18: On Hertl Ground
Grow the seeds of victory — Wilson 3:16.
Player Power Rankings Week 16: Hertl-ing toward disaster
Digging deep for positivity this week!
Player Power Rankings, Week 15: Game of Jones
He stares right into your very soul.
Player Power Rankings Week 14: Third degree Burns
Apply ice immediately.
Sharks Player Power Rankings, Week 13: Double Karlsson Edition
More Karlsson! We need more Karlsson!
Player Power Rankings, Week 12: Clearing Hertls
Czech that one off your Christmas list.