[Open Thread] Game Fifty-Seven: Edmonton Oilers at San Jose Sharks

5th in Northwest Division
14th in Western Conference
3rd in Pacific Division
5th in Western Conference

Sorry I'm late with this; Gatorade Duel at Daytona and day job and okay I'll stop whining now.  About that, anyway.  But then again, watching the Sharks alternate between tripping over their own skates and being run over by one of the worst teams in hockey isn't cause for whining.  Screaming "WHAT THE (fill in blank with your favorite combination of assorted and colorful Anglo-Saxon descriptive adjectives) IS WRONG WITH YOU (break out another brace of the aforementioned assorted and colorful Anglo-Saxon descriptive adjectives)?!!"

This is inexcusable.