Author: Gray ofcouchtarts

Sharktoons: Selling The 2014-2015 Sharks

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 3rd 2019 | 1 min read |

It sure seems like this is true sometimes, right? It doesn’t matter what first you need in the NHL, or if you’re a bottom feeder team that...

Sharktoon: The Season So Far

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 3rd 2019 | 0 min read |

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Sharktoon: The Pacific Takes Notice

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 3rd 2019 | 1 min read |

I know, I know, this isn’t about Demers, but in my defense, I was working on this when the trade broke. A pink suit eulogy will come later. The ...

Schedule the Parade! Sharktoon Time!

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 2nd 2019 | 1 min read |

Come on guys, you just beat the Lightning, the number one team in the East! It’s time to schedule the parade! No, I don’t recall losses to...

Sharktoon: Post Game Reaction, Buffalo Style

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 2nd 2019 | 1 min read |

(The Buffalo is the only known land based predator of the Great White Shark) The Sharks have played the Buffalo Sabres 31 times in their 23 year histo...

Sharktoon: The Definition of Insanity

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 2nd 2019 | 1 min read |

Poor TMac ain’t looking so good. It must be the result of ICE MADNESS. That’s got to be why the Sharks only seem to play well in the first...

The 1200 Point Man

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 2nd 2019 | 1 min read |

Toot toot, mammoth lovers! Congrats Jumbo!...

SharkToons Episode 2: Wake Up Call

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 2nd 2019 | 1 min read |

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SharkToons, Preseason Edition: Obligatory Introduction Post

By Gray ofcouchtarts | Mar 2nd 2019 | 2 min read |

Greetings and Salutations! My name is CTGray, or Gray for short. Some of you may remember me from the before times on FTF, in the long long ago when I...